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Wool

1) NOUN: A term referring to a women, usually used in a way to describe the "end in mind goal," her pussy
--can be used in the phrase "pulling wool" which means "hooking up or spitting game".

--can be used in the phrase "sheering wool" or "staffing the herd" which means "to fuck"
--Plural form of "wool" includes "flock"
--can be used in phrase "to bah'd" which means "to make a girl orgasm loudly and wildly"

2) ADJECTIVE (Wooless): One who lacks the ability to get laid, spit game, or not act like a tool in front of women.

3) ADJECTIVE (Shepherd): A master of the flock, one who spits game like a kid playing candyland or legos. He tends to the herd regularly, and "pulls" all day, everyday.

4) Antonym is billygoat: referred to as a guy
Guy 1: "Hey bro, did you pull wool last night at that party?"

Guy 2: "No man, he didn't; he's wooless

Guy 3: "Fuck you guys, I staffed the herd like a cockaraptor"

Guy 1: "I pulled a flock and saw you nipping at hippie-guys man

Guy 3: "What're you talking about? I sheered that shit squared like a shepherd jackass."

Guy 2: "You staffed a billygoat you sizzledick motherfucker."

Guy 1: "Mine bah'd like your mother."

Guy 3: "....you watched me nip at hippie-guys?"

Guy 2: "yeah his staff came from your show bro."

Guy 1: "dude, he's my lacrosse-bro, I gotta watch his ass."

Guy 2: "yeah I bet you do, watching it like you're tending your flock, little cunt."
by bamfbrad October 7, 2011
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