Definitions by baldylocks1976

swamp box 

Unpleasant smelling women's genitals

That dirty bitch has the mad swamp box

swamp box by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Loose 

Auto racing term used to describe a condition when the rear of the vehicle is not gripping the track

Earnhardt's car was a little loose coming out of turn 2

Loose by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

turd burglar by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

Tight 

Auto racing term describing a condition when the vehicle is very hard to turn

Jeff Gordon scraped the wall exiting turn 2 because he sucks, but he thinks his car is too tight

Tight by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

rectal explosion

What takes place in the bathroom the morning after eating Mexican food and beer
hershey squirts

Don't go in there, I just set off a rectal explosion!

rectal explosion by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005