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macbeth

A term derived from the Shakespearean play used to describe somebody in a powerful situation expected to deliver a great performance such as a play or a presentation. It is typically used as motivation.

Often preceded by "Get 'em."
person A) "It's my turn to present."
person B) "Get 'em MacBeth!"

person A) "Wish me luck."
person B) "You can do it man, get 'em MacBeth!"
by balbir January 22, 2008
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prepostulatious

1) an amalgamation of the terms preposterous and postulate used to describe an absurd claim or assumption.

2) an adjective describing a predated postulate or principle
person A: "That girl's so innocent, she must be a virgin."
person B: "That's prepostulatious!"

person A: "I firmly believe the Republicans will win the next election."
person B: "Man, that's totally prepostulatious!"

person A: "Did you know the Earth is flat?"
person B: "What the hell are you smoking man? That's totally prepostulatious."
by balbir January 22, 2008
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CG

Short form for cum goggles, or specifically referring to dark thick rimmed glasses with large frames, such as those often worn by hipsters or blonde girls with large faces.

If questioned by the wearer of CGs on what the acronym stands for, they refer to cool glasses. This results in hilarious moments when they self-refer to their glasses as CGs.
"Your shitty feminist ex had the biggest CGs, did you ever bust your load on them"

"Hey buddy, did you just call my new hip glasses CGs?" "Yeah man, cool glasses!"
by balbir October 23, 2013
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batty wash

Semen, cum, jizz.

A slang term, originating from the Jamiacan/West Indian slang for a gay man "batty boy," perhaps originating with the misbelief that homosexuals often wash each other in their own semen.

Also spelt: "botti wash" or "bati wash"
"What's that white stain on your pants Dan? It looks like you didn't clean up your batty wash."

"I'm going to spray you with my batty wash, Seana!"

"Fuck you Dhruvin, I know you just masturbated, you better clean that batty wash off of your hands before you touch me"
by balbir December 7, 2011
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not boost

synonymous to not cool. can be used to describe a person or an event.
"that girl stole my chicken.. not boost"
"i fell down that hill, not boost"
by balbir October 5, 2007
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feel it

what you say when someone gets told, usually used in reference when a girl does something stupid.
"pat, i just made out with your sister, feel it!"

you just fucked taras and got a STD, feel it!
by balbir December 12, 2009
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bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
by balbir December 7, 2011
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