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Ur ban dictionary

Ur banned dictionary

Did you hear about Ur ban dictionary?
Oh, you mean urban dictionary?
Yes, exactly.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.

The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Sheep bang

When a sheep pushes you so hard with their head you become the sheep itself

Did you hear Boris suffered from Sheep Bang Syndrome?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Kidnapping

An case where a kidnapper takes a child from a parent or abducts a lone child.

Kidnapping cases are often unsolved.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

Trump

A person who failed at politics

Trump is a controversial and widely hated figure.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Jugular

1. The weakness of a Human besides the ankle, Groin kick, or stubbing your toe.

2. The Ewok's favorite pressure point of Stormtroopers

The Fortnite Kids were sent to get stabbed in the Jugular by Ewoks.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021