bakerd812's definitions

bullmilk

semen of human or animal

Hey, I heard your teacher milked the bull.

by bakerd812 November 23, 2004

terd

a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple

"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 21, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 9, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004