terd

a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple

"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"

by bakerd812 April 09, 2004

pornography

for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

by bakerd812 April 09, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 04, 2004

pecker head

A person who is more than a dick-head

The pecker head at the gas station wouldn't let me buy a pack a cigarettes.

by bakerd812 April 09, 2004

shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

by bakerd812 April 09, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 29, 2004