22 definitions by badmouth

quirky

A loser's word for the frustration of trying to be popular, and therefore thinks popular is bad.

quirky person: I don't like popular people.
normal person: go suck my balls, loser!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

farmer

A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.

Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.

by badmouth February 20, 2018

normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.

oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 2, 2018

lacto-pescetarian

A fish eater who will consume dairy but not eggs, for health reasons.

Look at me, I'm a lacto-pescetarian, aren't I great!

by badmouth December 24, 2018

hippie

A pseudo-philosophical way of life that rebels, grows its hair long, smokes pot, takes LSD, eats mushrooms, and rejects the government, with a "philosophy" that peace and love go together and are related, often vegetarian or vegan and saving the damn planet, when they get their asses kicked.

Hippie: peace, man!
Anti-hippie: Go fuck yourself! You hippie!

by badmouth June 2, 2018

queif

A word normal people use for a contemptible thing like air out of a woman's or girl's pussy, it's pointless!

Stop queifing fucktard!

by badmouth June 2, 2018