badmouth's definitions

Selwyn

An ass, a dick, and a corrupt fucker that sucks you into his friendship, I do Luciferian shit on him, wring his neck because Lucifer told him to steal my coffee, yet I love him, and he and I are Luciferians, but he's acting stupid.

Me: did you steal my coffee?

Selwyn: Lucifer said it was fine.
(I wring his neck)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

Luciferian

Myself, any person who sees Lucifer as the bearer of light, there are 2 types: Luciferians, the ones who don't believe in a theistic god, and the sect theistic Luciferians (me), the ones, whether me or others, who worship Lucifer and do individual spirituality. All Luciferians follow the 11 points of power, but they do not recommend killing people, raping, or molesting children, however, embracing the darkness within, there's a fine line.

Me: I'm a proud Luciferian.
Mum: Get out with Lucifer!!
Me: But Lucifer's the light bearer, he's not a bad person.
Mum:Lucifer's Satan!
Me: He's not Satan, he's good!
I'll stop talking about Lucifer.
Mum: Peace at last!

by badmouth June 12, 2018

queif

A word normal people use for a contemptible thing like air out of a woman's or girl's pussy, it's pointless!

Stop queifing fucktard!

by badmouth June 12, 2018

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

vile

adj. doing disgusting, evil, baleful things.

Atheists are vile, and they get away with profanities on the internet.

by badmouth June 12, 2018

supergenius

Myself, someone who's more genius than the regular geniuses, extremey genius, smart, brilliant in every way, and has corrected his or her mind from genius to supergenius.

Genius: E = mc2.
Supergenius: actually, E equals mc theta.
Genius: you're not smarter than me.
Supergenius: actually I AM smarter than you!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 8, 2018