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hippie

A pseudo-philosophical way of life that rebels, grows its hair long, smokes pot, takes LSD, eats mushrooms, and rejects the government, with a "philosophy" that peace and love go together and are related, often vegetarian or vegan and saving the damn planet, when they get their asses kicked.
Hippie: peace, man!
Anti-hippie: Go fuck yourself! You hippie!
by badmouth June 12, 2018
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farmer

A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.
Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.
by badmouth February 20, 2018
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selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.
Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!
by badmouth July 8, 2018
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belief

The acceptance of something as true or real, even if it's a lie, is false, is wrong, is a faith that can't be proven, not all beliefs are untrue, and it's especially the case when you have evidence to back up your beliefs.
Belief: you're all zombies except for me, in fact because of you treating me painfully you don't feel pain, I do, and harming you is imprudent.
Fact: all my beliefs are true.
by badmouth December 14, 2018
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supergenius

Myself, someone who's more genius than the regular geniuses, extremey genius, smart, brilliant in every way, and has corrected his or her mind from genius to supergenius.
Genius: E = mc2.
Supergenius: actually, E equals mc theta.
Genius: you're not smarter than me.
Supergenius: actually I AM smarter than you!
by badmouth July 8, 2018
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autism

A style of smart brains in which the person takes things at face value, and sees the beauty in the superficial appearance of things and not its deeper, more spiritual meaning. It is not a disease, a disability, or a disorder, it is actually an ability. It is not the symptom of taking things literally and it is not a stereotype in any way, nor is it necessarily quirky. I was myself diagnosed with Asperger's which is a type of autism, it is not an illness and it is not crazy, mad or insane, and must be celebrated as such. An example of autism is misunderstanding what another autist says to them in the lines of something very complicated when it is simply not the case at all, or forming subjective opinions when in time you will realize that it is all true with everything the autist just said.
I have autism.
Religion is sooo autistic. :)
Jim Carrey has autism.
by badmouth December 20, 2018
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morals

1. What society or a group or commune or school etc enforces on you to do as you're told, fuck it!
2. A commonly misunderstood concept, morals are right conduct, they're rejecting what everyone else thinks is wrong, they're not: obedience, evil or other blameworthy actions, or ignoble conduct, not to be confused with politeness, manners or etiquette which are what arselickers do to get favours from others, it's a load of bullshit.
thief: let's steal some shit.
moral person: I can't steal, it's against my morals.
Thief does the stealing himself.
by badmouth May 1, 2015
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