badmouth's definitions

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 12, 2018

supergenius

Myself, someone who's more genius than the regular geniuses, extremey genius, smart, brilliant in every way, and has corrected his or her mind from genius to supergenius.

Genius: E = mc2.
Supergenius: actually, E equals mc theta.
Genius: you're not smarter than me.
Supergenius: actually I AM smarter than you!

by badmouth July 8, 2018

belief

The acceptance of something as true or real, even if it's a lie, is false, is wrong, is a faith that can't be proven, not all beliefs are untrue, and it's especially the case when you have evidence to back up your beliefs.

Belief: you're all zombies except for me, in fact because of you treating me painfully you don't feel pain, I do, and harming you is imprudent.
Fact: all my beliefs are true.

by badmouth December 14, 2018

Luciferian

Myself, any person who sees Lucifer as the bearer of light, there are 2 types: Luciferians, the ones who don't believe in a theistic god, and the sect theistic Luciferians (me), the ones, whether me or others, who worship Lucifer and do individual spirituality. All Luciferians follow the 11 points of power, but they do not recommend killing people, raping, or molesting children, however, embracing the darkness within, there's a fine line.

Me: I'm a proud Luciferian.
Mum: Get out with Lucifer!!
Me: But Lucifer's the light bearer, he's not a bad person.
Mum:Lucifer's Satan!
Me: He's not Satan, he's good!
I'll stop talking about Lucifer.
Mum: Peace at last!

by badmouth June 12, 2018

morals

1. What society or a group or commune or school etc enforces on you to do as you're told, fuck it!
2. A commonly misunderstood concept, morals are right conduct, they're rejecting what everyone else thinks is wrong, they're not: obedience, evil or other blameworthy actions, or ignoble conduct, not to be confused with politeness, manners or etiquette which are what arselickers do to get favours from others, it's a load of bullshit.

thief: let's steal some shit.
moral person: I can't steal, it's against my morals.
Thief does the stealing himself.

by badmouth May 1, 2015

autism

A style of smart brains in which the person takes things at face value, and sees the beauty in the superficial appearance of things and not its deeper, more spiritual meaning. It is not a disease, a disability, or a disorder, it is actually an ability. It is not the symptom of taking things literally and it is not a stereotype in any way, nor is it necessarily quirky. I was myself diagnosed with Asperger's which is a type of autism, it is not an illness and it is not crazy, mad or insane, and must be celebrated as such. An example of autism is misunderstanding what another autist says to them in the lines of something very complicated when it is simply not the case at all, or forming subjective opinions when in time you will realize that it is all true with everything the autist just said.

I have autism.
Religion is sooo autistic. :)
Jim Carrey has autism.

by badmouth December 20, 2018

quirky

A loser's word for the frustration of trying to be popular, and therefore thinks popular is bad.

quirky person: I don't like popular people.
normal person: go suck my balls, loser!

by badmouth February 20, 2018