Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 02, 2018

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lacto-pescetarian

A fish eater who will consume dairy but not eggs, for health reasons.

Look at me, I'm a lacto-pescetarian, aren't I great!

by badmouth December 24, 2018

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queif

A word normal people use for a contemptible thing like air out of a woman's or girl's pussy, it's pointless!

Stop queifing fucktard!

by badmouth June 02, 2018

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autism

A style of smart brains in which the person takes things at face value, and sees the beauty in the superficial appearance of things and not its deeper, more spiritual meaning. It is not a disease, a disability, or a disorder, it is actually an ability. It is not the symptom of taking things literally and it is not a stereotype in any way, nor is it necessarily quirky. I was myself diagnosed with Asperger's which is a type of autism, it is not an illness and it is not crazy, mad or insane, and must be celebrated as such. An example of autism is misunderstanding what another autist says to them in the lines of something very complicated when it is simply not the case at all, or forming subjective opinions when in time you will realize that it is all true with everything the autist just said.

I have autism.
Religion is sooo autistic. :)
Jim Carrey has autism.

by badmouth December 21, 2018

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Luciferian

Myself, any person who sees Lucifer as the bearer of light, there are 2 types: Luciferians, the ones who don't believe in a theistic god, and the sect theistic Luciferians (me), the ones, whether me or others, who worship Lucifer and do individual spirituality. All Luciferians follow the 11 points of power, but they do not recommend killing people, raping, or molesting children, however, embracing the darkness within, there's a fine line.

Me: I'm a proud Luciferian.
Mum: Get out with Lucifer!!
Me: But Lucifer's the light bearer, he's not a bad person.
Mum:Lucifer's Satan!
Me: He's not Satan, he's good!
I'll stop talking about Lucifer.
Mum: Peace at last!

by badmouth June 02, 2018

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