badgerman5566's definitions

the bird

The word!

The bird bird bird
The bird is the word

by badgerman5566 May 25, 2010

gum

An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.

What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.

by badgerman5566 May 30, 2011

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

scamnow

An honest shamwow.

I just bought a shamwow.

Wow, you just got scamed.

I got scamed now.

Scamnow is a scam that does not hold 20 times it's weight in liquid as some would like you to think.

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

Alabama Hot Pocket

A sexual act involving the male defecating in the female's vagina. The male then proceeds to fuck the female with the shit remaining intact inside the vagina.

Last night, I gave your mom the Alabama Hot Pocket. My dick is covered in shit.

by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

Firefox

Firefox is to Internet Explorer as flash drives are to floppy disks.

Stop using that sorry excuse for a "Web browser" and download firefox. It's free and it's open source.

by badgerman5566 April 12, 2011

8==========D~

Either a crying smiley face, a shovel, an elephant or a rocket ship blasting off. I have no clue witch one it is.

Is this a crying smiley face or a shovel?

8==========D~

by badgerman5566 June 1, 2011