badgerman5566's definitions

Urban Dictionary Editors

As an Urban Dictionary editor myself, I was surprised to see some definitions here. We are not trying to deny freedom of speech, but please note that no one but you cares how you define your wife's name. However I am very sorry that sometime retarded words do get posted while respectable words that some of you may have spent time on are rejected. My apologias on the behave of all editors.

All urban dictionary editors should read these definitions so that they may become better at making decisions.

Urban dictionary editors should stop randomly hitting "Don't Publish."

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

scamnow

An honest shamwow.

I just bought a shamwow.

Wow, you just got scamed.

I got scamed now.

Scamnow is a scam that does not hold 20 times it's weight in liquid as some would like you to think.

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

word

An aspect of written/spoken language.

Why would any one say that word.

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

Osama

The world's greatest player at hide and seek.

Osama must be invisable.

by badgerman5566 January 26, 2011

vagina

The gate way to human pleasure. Don't get to excited about that. It does come at a terrible price known as a women.

I entered the vagina and paid the price. I was nagged and bitched at all day.

by badgerman5566 February 19, 2011

Firefox

Firefox is to Internet Explorer as flash drives are to floppy disks.

Stop using that sorry excuse for a "Web browser" and download firefox. It's free and it's open source.

by badgerman5566 April 12, 2011

gum

An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.

What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.

by badgerman5566 May 30, 2011