badback9's definitions

Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025

obamacided

when you lose a whole bunch of money or a big deal goes down the tubes due to the #44 potus...

"man, i had it made...i had this big deal teed up all ready to go and it got obamacided. i was going to hire many employees but found out it was way too costly!"

The coal, oil, health care, power, and steel industries are about to be obamacided!

by badback9 March 24, 2009

F.U.A.B.

FUCK UP AFTER BIRDIE

Chucky: " how did I triple bogey 6 after I birdied 5? 5 is the hardest hole on the course!"

Scotty: "F.U.A.B. bro...Foooab!...hacks like us always fuck up just after making a birdie."

by badback9 November 11, 2018

bender ender

When you consume something to the point when you never want to consume it again.

"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"

by badback9 February 16, 2014

planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013

saundoggy

a guy that cant do wrong...

dresses cool
acts cool
is cool
good at everything he does...biz, golf, squash, etc..

"man, that cat is so saundoggy...he beat me in squash 9-2 then shot a 74 the same day!

by badback9 October 10, 2007

chucks ass

no ass, flat ass..nothing there to hold up your pants

man... call leonard nimoy to search for "chucks ass!"

that gal has chucks ass... no booty call there!

by badback9 December 9, 2008