5 definitions by baconlord32832

hot carlos

A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.

I gave jane a hot carlos last night.

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2021

pit latrine

A type of temporary toilet commonly used by the military. Usually just an outhouse with a hole in the bottom leading to a pit full of shit. Don't fall in!

I pooped in the pit latrine

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2021

Sloppy Gloppy

A kind of sexual activity that involves filling a container with liquid poop, pouring it down the recipients vagina, and fucking them while shitting on their chest.

I gave Jane a sloppy gloppy yesterday, she sad my turd was warm on her tits.

by baconlord32832 December 29, 2021

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2021

liquid poop

Feces that is liquid. Is usually dispensed from the anus during diarrhea, and can be fully liquid or have chunks of shit floating in it. If the diarrhea is bad, it will spill over your toilet bowl and onto the floor. It is also a crucial part of some anal sex routines, such as the Sloppy Ploppy, which consists of filling a container with liquid poop, pouring it down the vagina of the recipient, and using it as lube for fucking while simultaneously shitting on their chest.

I had diarrhea, and so much liquid poop. came out.

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2021