Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

by bAc0Nb0Y July 01, 2009

Fishback

v, The act of bag tagging your boyfriend/spouse's balls in front of his father figure. This is usually followed by a lot of weird explanations and red faces.

Erin fishbacked Rob right in front of his catholic father. The poor bastard.

by bAc0Nb0Y January 25, 2004

good day to you, sir

A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

schowned

v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.

Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com

by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008