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Coo

a nasty, sticky brown substance formed from a mixture of come and poo. Appears during anal sex with someone who needs to take a dump, or has diarrhea. Something covered in coo can be said to be cooey
"Dude! i was hittin' that ass for half an hour before i noticed my dick was covered in coo!"
by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005
mugGet the Coomug.

Bush

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...
Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the Bushmug.

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22
Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated
by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005
mugGet the womenmug.

hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)
There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the hoosemug.

cracker

someone who "cracks" security-protected software. Can be just copy protection, time-limited demos, etc.
i *think* in this case, "crack" is like a contraction of "code break". Either way, it dates back to the code-making and code-breaking of WWII. Especially as most serial number generation sequences have their roots in the exact same mathematics as the secret codes used back then.
"i just figured out how to get this game working without needing the CD. I'm a cracker, i cracked the game's copy protection"
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the crackermug.

"bashing" bush

Most unquestionaing, bovine-like bush worshippers have similar hobbies... They usually include listening to garbage rock music, obsessing over the south, and bashing anyone who isn't President Bush, declaring him the best President ever despite having only lived under a grand total of 3 different Presidents.

non-Bush bashing usually includes the infamously popular 'north vs south' argument, as well as the 'unpatriotic' factor. In reality, Bush's daddy had even more money and power, which is how bush jr got into yale, and a cushy tour in the national guard during vietnam despite effectively failing his pilot's exam.

Many of them have really no legit reason to like President Bush. Although Bush has had one or two honest moves in his terms, few of them have affected any of his supporters directly. None of them are physically fit enough to go to war if there ever WAS a draft (which there won't be), none of them will ever get laid and have to worry about their partner getting an abortion, and few of them if any have jobs and even if they did, the 'tax breaks for the rich' (that means the more you earn the less taxes you pay, dumbass) aren't going to effect them... particularly because Bush + his close mates got most of the tax breaks and a big fat tax return, paid for by the millions of his supporters in the low and middle classes.

Even worse are the ones that don't know about the world outside America, and reside in such politically important places (NOT) such as any of the thousands of one-horse shithole trailer parks. Bush is a faggot, i doubt he's ever taken a genuine risk in his entire life
Americaner: Yes, Bush is ze best! He attacked the country that my indirectly genocidical power of a nation was making millions off of in shady deals with. Now we're making BILLIONS off of them instead! UP WITH BUSH!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the "bashing" bushmug.

gazungas

boobs, tits, titties, boobies, breasts, baps, balconne (sp?), jugs, melons, palmfruit, nipplesacks, balloons, coconuts, etc.
whadda pair of gazungas!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the gazungasmug.

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