b0Bz0r3llo's definitions

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22

Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated

by b0Bz0r3llo April 9, 2005

gays

gays are a very clean people

"Gays are a very clean people, Lois. And they have been ever since they came to this country from France"

by b0Bz0r3llo April 10, 2005

woopetang

This word first appeared several decades ago, in the brilliant comedy film Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail, from the Monty Python team. It is said by the leader of the...knights-who-all-too-recently-said-ni when he tells Arthur they're no lnoger the knights who say ni.

I froget the exact word, but he says "we now the knights who say <something>woopetang<some more nonsesne, trailing off into just a nosie>"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 21, 2005

Coo

a nasty, sticky brown substance formed from a mixture of come and poo. Appears during anal sex with someone who needs to take a dump, or has diarrhea. Something covered in coo can be said to be cooey

"Dude! i was hittin' that ass for half an hour before i noticed my dick was covered in coo!"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

Ten Bob

Since the shilling was phased out of British currency, "ten bob" has now come to mean ten ponuds, i.e. one bob is one pound, and so on.

"Look at that guy's car! I bet that cost 'im a few bob"

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

Friggin

a non-swear-word replacement for "fucking"
Probably arose from several sources, and I expect at least one was inspiration from England's very own Muhammed Al Fayed, who says "fug" and "fugging" alot, instead of the actual swearwords

Person 1 (sees grandma approaching):Friggin hell, Bush got the presidency AGAIN!
Person 2:Dude, why didn't you just say fucking hell?
Grandma:*frowns at person 2*

by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005

spamvertising

Form of online advertising that uses spam-like tactics in ways not usually associated with spam. We know about spam in snail mail, e-mail and enwsgroups, but this is a much wider problem:
fake blogs, comments on websites that allow visitors to comment, shell sites, etc.
For some reason, these guys reckon this form of advertising is worth their while. I'd be willing to bet a huge sum of money that less than 0.01% of advertisers who use these tactics actually make money, in fact the majority probably lose money plus the time they've wasted setting it up. Spamvertising just pisses people off, it certainly doesn't make us want to go and spend money on whatever heap a shit you're hawking.

just look at many of the current blog posts on www.weblogs.com
or the waves of spam comments at blogcritics.org

by b0Bz0r3llo March 27, 2005