nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick
Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the nut sackmug.

women

proof there is some kinda higher being, such as God.
See also: shopping, make-up, diet, catch-22
Nothing man-made could ever be quite so complicated
by b0Bz0r3llo April 09, 2005
mugGet the womenmug.

Ten Bob

Since the shilling was phased out of British currency, "ten bob" has now come to mean ten ponuds, i.e. one bob is one pound, and so on.
"Look at that guy's car! I bet that cost 'im a few bob"
by b0Bz0r3llo March 22, 2005
mugGet the Ten Bobmug.

hoose

scotch for "house"
made famous by that wine gums advert (or was it fruit pastilles)
There's juice
loose
aboot this hoose!
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the hoosemug.

spamvertising

Form of online advertising that uses spam-like tactics in ways not usually associated with spam. We know about spam in snail mail, e-mail and enwsgroups, but this is a much wider problem:
fake blogs, comments on websites that allow visitors to comment, shell sites, etc.
For some reason, these guys reckon this form of advertising is worth their while. I'd be willing to bet a huge sum of money that less than 0.01% of advertisers who use these tactics actually make money, in fact the majority probably lose money plus the time they've wasted setting it up. Spamvertising just pisses people off, it certainly doesn't make us want to go and spend money on whatever heap a shit you're hawking.
just look at many of the current blog posts on www.weblogs.com
or the waves of spam comments at blogcritics.org
by b0Bz0r3llo March 27, 2005
mugGet the spamvertisingmug.

Bush

He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...
Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the Bushmug.

bladdered

means more than just "drunk" - actually means "aboslutely fuckin wasted off my ass!"
i went out drinking last night and got bladdered so i couldn't see further than a couple of inches in front of me
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
mugGet the bladderedmug.