b00zy's definitions

audiocism

The belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others.

The indie music scene is plagued with audiocism.

by b00zy September 9, 2005

scarf

(adj.) Being or characterized by the indie music look and scene. A typical person who is scarf will...
1- wear a scarf
2- wear a blazer jacket decorated with band pins

Like, oh my god, that grey blazer jacket is so totally scarf.

by b00zy October 8, 2005

scarf indie

A subgenre of the indie/emo music genre characterized by the fashion style of its listeners who often wear scarfs regardless of the weather climate.

Associated bands include Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, and Interpol - to name a few.

"Turn down that scarf indie music and take off that ridiculous garment around your neck, it's 79 degrees out here for chrissake", his mom yelled.

by b00zy September 9, 2005

cougbag

A combination of the word cougar and douchebag. A 40-something years old woman decked-out in Ed Hardy apparel and gawdy jewelry who likes to hookup with much younger men. Most of the time, the younger men are also douchebags.

Last night I totally hooked up with a cougbag at the club, bro!

by b00zy August 6, 2010

elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

BMP

Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.

Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.

by b00zy July 2, 2006

lifebomb

A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.

"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"

by b00zy May 24, 2006