b00zy's definitions

cougbag

A combination of the word cougar and douchebag. A 40-something years old woman decked-out in Ed Hardy apparel and gawdy jewelry who likes to hookup with much younger men. Most of the time, the younger men are also douchebags.

Last night I totally hooked up with a cougbag at the club, bro!

by b00zy August 6, 2010

preding

The act of walking around a night club or other social setting and scanning the room for the opposite sex to approach and begin seducing. This behavior is very obvious to others and the body language of the subject looks like that of a wild predator looking around for a viable prey.

That horny old man who is staring at those pre-teens ain't fooling anyone - he's preding.

by b00zy July 2, 2006

scarf indie

A subgenre of the indie/emo music genre characterized by the fashion style of its listeners who often wear scarfs regardless of the weather climate.

Associated bands include Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, The Postal Service, and Interpol - to name a few.

"Turn down that scarf indie music and take off that ridiculous garment around your neck, it's 79 degrees out here for chrissake", his mom yelled.

by b00zy September 9, 2005

audiocism

The belief that musical taste accounts for differences in human character or ability and that listening (or not listening) to a particular genre of music makes a person superior to others.

The indie music scene is plagued with audiocism.

by b00zy September 9, 2005

lifebomb

A mind-blowing epiphany inspired by observations about the everyday experiences that we all have, usually offering some moral or lesson.

"...So the guy says to me, 'Who needs life insurance?'"
"Lifebomb!"

by b00zy May 24, 2006

elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

scarf

(adj.) Being or characterized by the indie music look and scene. A typical person who is scarf will...
1- wear a scarf
2- wear a blazer jacket decorated with band pins

Like, oh my god, that grey blazer jacket is so totally scarf.

by b00zy October 8, 2005