Skip to main content

b. hanback's definitions

Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...
Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
mugGet the Muppet Ears mug.

Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well
Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
mugGet the Flavored Ice mug.

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....
What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....
by B. Hanback July 26, 2009
mugGet the Crime Scene mug.

Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!
I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 7, 2009
mugGet the Valhalla mug.

jams and jellies

Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009
mugGet the jams and jellies mug.

Blue Back

When you take a shit in a port-a-let and the blue chemical water splashes back up on you staining your ass and your back.
Dude, hitting the port-a-let for a quick dump...

Make sure you hop up quick so you don't get Blue Back!

Bobby was scrubbing his ass cuz he got Blue Back at the State Fair...
by B. Hanback September 9, 2009
mugGet the Blue Back mug.

Lady Jungle

Sister got an itchy Lady Jungle...
by B. Hanback April 3, 2010
mugGet the Lady Jungle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email