awmm's definitions

Hen

A logical way of saying “now” so the words “when” and “then” are consistent with the words “where”, “there”, and “here”.

I’m going to the store right hen.

by awmm December 19, 2018

heigh

To have a certain height. Basically, heigh is to height (pronounced like "hate" for consistency's sake) what weigh is to weight.

I heigh 184 cm.

by awmm June 4, 2018

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 9, 2017

upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm May 21, 2018

370H55V 0773H

Hello asshole upside down. A great way to insult people without them knowing

370H55V 0773H

by awmm November 20, 2016

gapos

God Awful Piece Of Shit

My car keeps breaking down. It barely works. It's about 16 years old and has almost 200000 miles on it. It's a GAPOS.

by awmm June 21, 2016

Transgina

A pseudo vagina made for a man that wants to become a women

Dan wanted to be a woman so he had surgery to get a transgina. Now she goes by Ida.

by awmm June 27, 2016