awmm's definitions

feel a cop

To inappropriately touch a police officer.

That police officer is so hot, I want to feel a cop.

by awmm March 10, 2023

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

preditator

An animal that eats another animal. This word was made up by Sarah Palin.

Grizzly bears are preditators. They preditate meese.

by awmm June 18, 2015

pornsomnia

When you can't sleep so you watch porn

I couldn't sleep last night and I got bored sitting in bed so I just pulled out my laptop and watched porn for 2 hours until I finally fell asleep.
Dude you had pornsomnia.

by awmm August 21, 2016

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 31, 2015

mashing nasties

The act of having sexual intercourse. Also known as bumping uglies.

I think two people are mashing nasties in that motel room.

by awmm June 5, 2022

sos

sack of shit

Get off your ass and help sweep the floor you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020