awmm's definitions

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 9, 2017

hypocracy

A country run by hypocrites

Canada is a hypocracy

by awmm December 6, 2019

whyncha

A lazy way of saying "why don't you"

Whyncha help me mow the lawn?

by awmm January 21, 2020

heigh

To have a certain height. Basically, heigh is to height (pronounced like "hate" for consistency's sake) what weigh is to weight.

I heigh 184 cm.

by awmm June 4, 2018

upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm May 21, 2018

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020

Inkling

Somebody with a lot of tattoos

Lil Wayne is an inkling

by awmm June 22, 2019