awmm's definitions

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

Comfterble

How stupid people say comfortable

This bed is comfterble

by awmm October 1, 2016

feel a cop

To inappropriately touch a police officer.

That police officer is so hot, I want to feel a cop.

by awmm March 10, 2023

BDDSSM

The full acronym for BDSM. Stands for Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sadism & Masochism. BDSM uses one D and one S for two different words each.

BDDSSM is a term encompassing a wide range of fetishes outside what's considered "normal" in human sexuality.

by awmm July 13, 2015

gomorrahy

When two lesbians scissor each other. The opposite of sodomy

When two men get married, they do sodomy. When two women get married, they have gomorrahy

by awmm August 7, 2015

370H55V 0773H

Asshole upside down, a great way to insult somebody without them knowing.

370H55V 0773H

by awmm November 20, 2016

occidental

Western, opposite of oriental

If Asians are called Oriental, then Europeans should be called Occidental.

by awmm October 11, 2015