104 definitions by awmm

Grayfro

When old people have curly hair. Looks like a qtip.

I spent 10 minutes stuck driving behind this old lady with a grayfro.

by awmm March 31, 2015

Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.

Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.

by awmm December 10, 2018

morgenholz

German for Morning Wood

Ich habe ein Morgenholz

by awmm December 6, 2016

BDDSSM

The full acronym for BDSM. Stands for Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sadism & Masochism. BDSM uses one D and one S for two different words each.

BDDSSM is a term encompassing a wide range of fetishes outside what's considered "normal" in human sexuality.

by awmm July 1, 2015

werncha

A lazy pronunciation of "weren't you"

Werncha in Minneapolis last month?

by awmm January 27, 2020

Briʔish

A stupid person's pronunciation of "British" The ʔ represents a glottal stop, which is the Cockney way of pronouncing the letter T in the middle of a word.

Uneducated Briʔish people don't pronounce the T.

by awmm March 30, 2017

Autoincorrect

When your typing something correctly and you're phone changes it to make it wrong.

We we're sending a text message and autoincorrect changed it.
Autoincorrect can go to he'll.

by awmm November 6, 2018