104 definitions by awmm

Imonna

Like "I'm gonna" but lazier, an even worse way to say "I'm going to".

Imonna run to the store in a few minutes.

by awmm September 3, 2020

tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

by awmm December 19, 2017

foety

A forty ounce bottle of malt liquor.

Imma go buy a foety and split it with my friends.

by awmm October 20, 2020

Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".

I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".

by awmm December 4, 2015

Ketchup Flakes

The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.

Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.

by awmm May 28, 2015

hypocracy

A country run by hypocrites

Canada is a hypocracy

by awmm December 6, 2019

whyncha

A lazy way of saying "why don't you"

Whyncha help me mow the lawn?

by awmm January 21, 2020