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avro arrow

The James Dean of the aircraft world -- "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse". Considering that only 5 were ever flown, the Arrow has generated more books, articles, documentaries and controversy than many aircraft produced by the thousands. Virtually a secular religion to a vast array of Canadian conspiracy theorists who are convinced that the *evil Americans* were responsible for its demise.

The Avro Arrow was a Canadian interceptor aircraft from the late 1950s that never went into production.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 1, 2006

celine dion

Canada's most infamous export. Now in Vegas where she belongs. We don't want her back.

Las Vegas is 100% fake, so Celine Dion will fit in perfectly.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006

artifact children

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.

"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 14, 2006

U of G

See University of Guelph.

He got into his choice of program at U of G.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 20, 2006

prince

Artist, formerly known as talented. Now just sort of pathetic.

What is it with Prince and that symbol sh*t?

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 8, 2006

paris hilton

1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).

2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.

Paris Hilton is famous. Why?

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006