austin's definitions

jerkin-a-gerkin

the act of masterbating, jacking off, beating off.

when i was younger i was jerkin-a-gerkin and my mom came home and caught me.

by austin May 13, 2005

keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!

wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!

by austin January 25, 2004

Javeristic

Completly inflexable in morals, rules or beliefs.
From Les Misèrables character Javert.

My english teacher can be so Javeristic! My car broke down and she still gave me lunch detention!

by Austin October 6, 2003

fuck hole

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

by Austin September 12, 2004

gayball

Another word for homosexual. Generally used as an insult.

Billy is a gayball, I hope that fag gets shot!

by Austin July 19, 2004

gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone

Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word

by austin February 12, 2004

EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003