austin's definitions

freaks and geeks

The best show that WAS on TV. Cancelled after one season. Now can be found on DVD at freaksandgeeks.com or freaksandgeeksdvd.com

If we lived in a perfect world, Freaks and Geeks would have taken the place of Friends and run for however many million seasons Friends did, since Freaks and geeks was a far superior show. At the same time, Friends would never exist or only be shown to inmates in prison as punishment.

by Austin August 24, 2004

egyptian crab knarkler

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

by Austin April 29, 2008

azure

One of the finest convertibles ever to hit the streets.

Nas: Blaze a 50, sit back in the drop top Azure bentley, across from me, this chic that make bobby divorce whitney, top down nightmare blow her hair sky black stars glow the face on the moon stare

by austin July 27, 2004

hussled

To knowingly take advantage of, or steal from an individual, or corporation at your own will

Damn, you hear how Austin hussled Block Buster for that movie!?

by Austin April 17, 2003

lamez

something that is lame...or undeserving of recongintion...LAMEZ

that movie was so lamez...

by austin November 23, 2003

gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone

Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word

by austin February 12, 2004

EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003