Definitions by austin

Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long

Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.

Testicle by austin November 30, 2004

Two-Bit 

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

Two-Bit by Austin November 27, 2004

Two-Bit 

Smartass;somebody who always has to get the last word in

We didn't need a sarcastic remark Two-Bit.

Two-Bit by Austin November 16, 2004

dilly bar 

a gay treat found at Dairy Queen

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.

dilly bar by Austin October 6, 2004

Midnight Flonase 

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

Midnight Flonase by Austin September 12, 2004

fuck wand 

Penis. And since the piece of shit web site makes me have at least 3 words and 20 letters i had to write this... blah.

I have the largest damn fuck wand.

fuck wand by Austin September 12, 2004

fuck hole 

Where you go to fuck.

Get your own damn fuck hole!!!

fuck hole by Austin September 12, 2004