austin's definitions

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

punkatize

To vandalize, destroy, or deface. Refers specifically to website hacking.

"Dude, my website got punkatized the other day. Major bummer."

by Austin February 24, 2005

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

finafuckinally

It's about fuckin' time. Fuckin' finally.

I finafuckinally finished that stupid ass paper!

by Austin April 10, 2004

poontang

Aisia pussy, so fukin tight.

"I can't wait till shore leave to get some fuking poontang"

Couresy of Mr. Garrison from "South Park, Bigger Longer and Uncut"

by Austin March 6, 2004

fuckackta!

Same as fuck.

What the fuckakta!?!?!

by Austin January 18, 2004