austin's definitions

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

Doin' it Flamingo Style

When two people have to fuck standing up because at least one of them is too skinny, that they would break in half if one of them was on top.

Man that skinny ass was so fuckin' skinny, we had to do it Flamingo Style.

by Austin February 7, 2004

gigasflorben

to utterly diss and/or annoy someone

Austin gigasflorbened thomas by stealing his word

by austin February 12, 2004

oogah oogah

1. The sound a caveman makes.

2. The sound I make when Masterbating

1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."

2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...

by Austin June 26, 2005

EAEP

Easy access easy pussy

hehehe her short skirt gives us some eaep

by austin November 27, 2003

furburgler

A person who enjoys eating furburgers aka hairy pussy. They are so deperate that they may even go to the length of breaking and entering the pants of a holder of a furburger just to eat it.

God damn that kid is really a furburgler!

by Austin April 18, 2004