by Austin November 09, 2003
A collection of fine martial arts which, thanks to thousands of matrix fanboys and anime-fags, has come to represent a massive group of jerkasses and idiots who think that a fancy school is the secret to combat. The result is a huge crowd of white kids who, having not spent anywhere near enough time training, go and pick fights with other people who don't know kung-fu, but DO know a decent right cross. I'm sure that, given time, it is powerful and deadly, but 90% of the time, the kid across from you is just going to pull some 'combatative flower arranging' type bullshit until you kick him in the head, at which point, he'll fall over and cry that you didn't hit him in a blockable fashion.
An Amazing Martial Art that has been ruined by faggots.
See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
See also: Pretty Much every other fighting style. Except Tae-Bo, Tae-Bo is the secret to victory.
by Austin May 22, 2004
A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?
by Austin January 01, 2005
by Austin February 25, 2005
1. Joe's pet caveman always hits things and says "Oogah, oogah."
2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...
2. When Austin jacks off he sounds like a caveman...
by Austin June 12, 2005
When you have Sex and you start yelling japeneeese word and then put ure dick as for and you can go to make the chik pass out!!!!
Chad: Hey where is ure girl friend
Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin
Chad: I did that to a girl once in college
Austin: I did a nitsua yesterday and shes still sleepin
Chad: I did that to a girl once in college
by Austin April 16, 2005