9 definitions by aussiegamercop
by aussiegamercop October 26, 2018
An extreme misogynist and involuntary celibate who absolutely despises minorities and/or non-whites with his entire being. These individuals rose to the surface of the gaming community around 2015 during the gamergate media explosion, which targeted sexism and enforced progressivism in the gaming community.
Typically a male, he believes in a jewish deep state conspiracy and that gamers are the most oppressed race to have ever existed. They like to gather at conventions and take part in a cult called gang weed where they hail a deity who takes the form of the joker from the batman franchise. They are very easy to single out from a crowd since they will always weigh over 220 pounds (100 kilos). any individual who does not conform to the aforementioned cannot call themselves a true gamer.
Typically a male, he believes in a jewish deep state conspiracy and that gamers are the most oppressed race to have ever existed. They like to gather at conventions and take part in a cult called gang weed where they hail a deity who takes the form of the joker from the batman franchise. They are very easy to single out from a crowd since they will always weigh over 220 pounds (100 kilos). any individual who does not conform to the aforementioned cannot call themselves a true gamer.
guy 1: "Did you hear about jimmy last week? He was arrested for brutally beating his wife, and he'd been hiding it all year."
guy 2: "Holy shit dude, no, not at all. I thought he was a pretty nice guy, but I guess he's a true gamer now.
guy 2: "Holy shit dude, no, not at all. I thought he was a pretty nice guy, but I guess he's a true gamer now.
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
A really round filipino dude from the northern territory who has half a million subs on youtube and a really stretchy foreskin.
He has a crippling lego obsession.
He has a crippling lego obsession.
damo: "oi look at that huge fuckin beach ball over there carrrrnt"
darren: "nah dickhead that's lord bung"
darren: "nah dickhead that's lord bung"
by aussiegamercop October 30, 2018
Darren: "Gave this kid some slurp juice the other day at the servo, he really thought it was the same stuff from Fortnite"
by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018
When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.
by aussiegamercop October 25, 2018
An all-white private school located in the Perth Hills of Western Australia that implements the International Baccalaureate system, a nifty financing trick which requests a hefty sum of 15k a year from students parents. The notion is that they provide a prestigious level of education over government schools like Eastern Hill. But since half of the staff own an Audi, it's pretty clear they don't have much integrity and would rather bust their budget on another trip to the local casino.
Davo: "Look at that rich cunt sitting over there with the all blue uniform and everything, I bet he goes to Helena College"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"
Warren: "Gotta feel sorry for him honestly, he's probably gonna go broke in the near future"
by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018
A quartz tipped tool or spear used by the aboriginal noongar people of South Western Australia, namely Perth region, to either hunt kangaroos or other aboriginals. The word stems from the Gidgegannup township north east of Perth, which is rife with abo crime and quartz mining.
Jim: "Where'd me fuckin 6 packa emu export go cunt?"
Joe: "Oi I reckon Davo took it, fuckin druggo"
Jim: "Get the fuckin Gidgees, we're finding that dickhead"
Joe: "Oi I reckon Davo took it, fuckin druggo"
Jim: "Get the fuckin Gidgees, we're finding that dickhead"
by aussiegamercop October 29, 2018