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A 4 course meal that kids eat in between the regular meals they refuse to eat. The bane of parents existance.
I know I just ate 3 bites dinner but can I please have a small snack. How about a Big Mac and fries because I'm starved . I may not make it 5 more minutes (child collapses on floor in dramatic fashion).
by athena2013 January 28, 2018
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Ford Flex is The most ugly vehicle Ford has ever made. Inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by Ford. It's sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. Ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

It is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how butt ugly this vehicle is.

Also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.
I thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex
by athena2013 June 29, 2015
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When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.
I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore
by athena2013 November 18, 2013
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