11 definitions by assman

booger bears

Ugly Girls

Quoting Snoop
"who let these booger bears out their cage?"

by assman February 10, 2004

tampi

A special kind of tampon that is shot out of a gun (called a tam-pod) and is launched into another woman's vagina at 795 TPM (tampons per minute) this helps those sudden attacks of nasty smelling blood shooting out of your crotch!

SHIT, THERES BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF MY VAGINA, WHO WANTS TO USE THE TAM-POD AND SHOOT A TAMPI INTO it?

by assman February 22, 2004

ballsdeep

Full penetration on a pussy or asshole

Dude, I went balls deep on that chick's ass I met last night at Denny's

by assman August 24, 2003

asstalk

Talking out of your ass.

Deborah, that's ASSTALK!! ASSTALK, Deborah!! ASSTALK!!

by assman March 8, 2004

steelicks

skinny, pale, coffee addict who likes pokemon

Steelicks: cs is sexy

by assman March 12, 2005

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.

Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.

by assman December 3, 2004

beandip

dirty mexican.

Those beandips are looking through my trash for cans.

by assman February 18, 2004