asdfsa's definitions

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 7, 2006

crash

1-insanely incedible movie about racism in LA
2-crashing, eg: a car/bike/motorcycle/
3-what happens if after, A., how you feel if you do alot of drugs over a long period of time and then suddenly cease it all or b- the comedown of any 'hard' drug
4- suddenly falling asleep

1- "officer, please write a report about how shocked I am to be hit by an asian driver"
2-"FUCK! I crashed my car/bike/motorcycle and now Im a quagraplegic;FUCK!"
3-A"I smoked bud everyday for a mont and a half, then i ran out and crashed; now Im paranoid 24/7 and an insomniac
3-B the heroin user is always really depressed and feels shity after his high goes away;because the brain is reacting to the chemical imbalance of dopeamine in his system
4- "after the 2 hour hockey practice, I crashed in my bathroom,dammit
4-

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

a matter of life and death

Iron Maiden's latest album, they are currently touring to promote it. its a great album

I saw Maiden on the 18th at allstate arena, they played the album in its entirety plus many classics. I highly reccomend that you buy a matter of life and death

by asdfsa October 19, 2006

Dance

something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.

If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.

by asdfsa October 19, 2006

brick bud

Any cannabis (marijuana) that is smuggled into the country, tends to come from mexico. It is of extremely low quality because: it was badly grown and/or has been impregnated (or, it was schwag to begin with) , it is dried way the hell out by the sun, then compressed and flattened into bricks, for ease of smuggling . All of the activities aformentioned cause the plant to lose THC. And by the time anyone is stupid enough to buy it, its got about 2%-3% THC. And when smoked, it tastes like shit, it harsh on your lungs/throat and will generally take 15-25 hits to actually feel a goddamm buzz.

Any real smoker would rather have a dimebag of White Widow than a kilo of brick bud.

by asdfsa September 17, 2006

drive by insult

When you open your car window and shout something insulting or meaningless to random pedestrains, best performed with 1.-a driver; 2.-passenger to yell and 3.- someone in the back getting the whole thing on film. Turns out unbeleivably funny if done right.

*father and 4 yearold daughter walking down street*
Driveby insult guy: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS!!!!

*guy unloading signs from pickup truck*
DBIG: GO FUCK YOUR SIGNS!!!

DBIG: AHHHRRRRRAAAAHHHEAEEAEAGHA!!!!!!!
those are drive by insults

by asdfsa September 9, 2006

Buddy Rich

The greatest drummer to have ever walked the earth, hands down.
Buddy is the reason why 95% percent of drummers started playing. Myself included.

(look him up on drummerworld.com)

I saw a Buddy Rich video when I was about 4 years old, I've been playing ever since.
After these 15 years that percussion has been in my life, I still look up to him as my god.

by asdfsa December 26, 2007