asdfsa's definitions

overprotective

A person, generally a cauasion 'soccer mom' between the ages of 30 and 50 who is always bitching about violence, sex and language in television, videogames, the internet and the media in general. Is always sheltering his/her child/chidren from the afformentioned sebjects; their favorite topics of 'discussion' include: anything manufactured by Rockstar Games, the adult film industry, and drugs. They generally are jesus freaks and pass judgment on evryone else. And always shelter their children from society instead of educating them about it.

"Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! Oh my god, lets lobby to the government and bitch about how 'no one ever thinks of the children!' Before its too late, lets change the Game to an AO so that it becomes nearly impossible to rent or buy and the team of people who worked their asses of to create it get less money!!! Overprotective parent groups of suburbia:GO!"

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by asdfsa September 9, 2006

a matter of life and death

Iron Maiden's latest album, they are currently touring to promote it. its a great album

I saw Maiden on the 18th at allstate arena, they played the album in its entirety plus many classics. I highly reccomend that you buy a matter of life and death

by asdfsa October 19, 2006

Dance

something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.

If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.

by asdfsa October 19, 2006

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 7, 2006

stoner

one who uses (smokes or eats) cannabis recreationally . We tend to be nice people so stop oppressing and scapegoating us for thing like murder, war, and rape for making a PERSONAL LIFE CHOICE to smoke a plant!

the stereotype: long, shaggy hair, crazy facial hair, reeks of ganja, bloodshot eyes, eating copious amounts of junk food, and wearing a 'legalize it' t-shirt. This is what we get labeled as. Ignorance, arrogance, and bad commericials ensue.

stoner: I Made the desicion to take control of my own body by making a life choice to smoke a virtually harmless plant which has been used by mankind for 10,000+ years and never caused a single fatality, and harming no-one.

*is for some reason cut in half by a chainsaw-weilding nazi straight edge teenager and set ablaze by a zombie version of Harry Anslinger*

One of the two: stupid fucking stoners! See what they made me do!!

by asdfsa October 1, 2006

brick bud

Any cannabis (marijuana) that is smuggled into the country, tends to come from mexico. It is of extremely low quality because: it was badly grown and/or has been impregnated (or, it was schwag to begin with) , it is dried way the hell out by the sun, then compressed and flattened into bricks, for ease of smuggling . All of the activities aformentioned cause the plant to lose THC. And by the time anyone is stupid enough to buy it, its got about 2%-3% THC. And when smoked, it tastes like shit, it harsh on your lungs/throat and will generally take 15-25 hits to actually feel a goddamm buzz.

Any real smoker would rather have a dimebag of White Widow than a kilo of brick bud.

by asdfsa September 17, 2006

freedom

something that has dissapeared some time ago, no one is exactly sure when. Think about it- If you go infront of the whitehouse with a megaphone and yell "IMPEACH BUSH FOR A BETTER AMERICA!", You'd most likely be arrested (the patriot act was successful in the road of banning free speech). Shit, drugs are illeagal right? We can't even be allowed to control our own goddamm bodies! Does anyone even notice this?! Or are we so used to government control that its become a regular, unquestionable part of life. And the kicker? You don't even have the right to fucking kill your self.

freedom is merely an illusion....

by asdfsa September 24, 2006