asdf's definitions

the gaps

Gay Anal Poop Sex

quaids got the gaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.

Deus ex machina.

by asdf April 11, 2004

haxor

-also can be spelled haxxor, hax0r, haxxxxx0r, or a variation thereof

-a person who hacks
-a person who cheats
-a person with downloadable gaming skills

that dipshit is a haxor

by asdf May 13, 2003

Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.

Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.

by asdf August 22, 2003

the hsaps

he she anal poop sex

quaids got the hsaps

by asdf December 5, 2003

nispe

And from the makers of nispe comes the all new ginava!

ginava ginava ginavaginava

by asdf April 16, 2005

ka

german, abbreviation for "keine ahnung", saying "no idea"

-wo ist john? (where's john)
-KA (no idea)

by asdf January 21, 2005