asdf's definitions

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Molontro

A molontro is where your ball sac is longer then your dick.

Hey man, that dude has a molontro!

by asdf October 14, 2004

doozy

something that is difficult or daunting

man that history exam was a doozy! i think i failed :(

by asdf October 9, 2003

Wank

since when was it pronounced wane-k anyway? it's a single-syllable word pronounced 'wank' just like it appears.

1. to masturbate
2. general derogatory term

1. he was wanking to the sound of music
2. be quiet, you stupid wank

by asdf May 9, 2003

yo ho ho

a very very wierd word!

used by pirates! its often seen in movies with pirates

by asdf May 13, 2005