asdf's definitions

meat slap

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

by asdf December 12, 2002

Lostprophets

A welsh band consisting of 6 members, having released two full CDs on columbia records. Their first cd was called "The Fake Sound of Progress", their second "Start Something." They were relativaly unknown until their second cd, which clear channel sucked up like the goddamn cock suckers they are. Lostprophets have been compared to Linkin Park, Avenged Sevenfold, and Papa Roach. They play alterinatve rock, with a little hardcore. "startsomething" came out on febuary 3rd, 2004, and multiple songs from that cd were played on the radio, exploding their popularity levels. Since then, those to CDs remain the only released, however more are expected.

"Lostprophets are an excellent welsh band who play alternitive rock."

by asdf September 30, 2004

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 18, 2002

pio

some guy that goes to ruhs

And then he asked,"What's a pio?"

by asdf March 16, 2005

life

We're all dynamic machines. Large scale molecular interactions, modifying and mixing genetic sequences in the blender of some big game, with something waiting to see what comes out at the end.

No that's not a feeling, that's a collection of electrical signals triggering pathways in your brain to produce a response to attempt to further your genetic survivability.

Deus ex machina.

by asdf April 11, 2004

haxor

-also can be spelled haxxor, hax0r, haxxxxx0r, or a variation thereof

-a person who hacks
-a person who cheats
-a person with downloadable gaming skills

that dipshit is a haxor

by asdf May 13, 2003

nispe

And from the makers of nispe comes the all new ginava!

ginava ginava ginavaginava

by asdf April 16, 2005