Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 12, 2005

yellowcard

New rock band with a violin.

Wow, a violin in rock. Now I've everything, except Kerry getting elected.

by army_azn January 22, 2005

oil

The real reason for Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Why are we in Iraq so long?

by army_azn January 31, 2005

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 27, 2005

hitler youth

Under Adolf Hitler, Germany's Boy Scouts.

When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel

by army_azn January 27, 2005

dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.

Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!

by army_azn December 15, 2004

operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

by army_azn February 11, 2005