army_azn's definitions

wardrobe malfunction

Definition of bad censorship.

If I had a penny for every censor that was caught with their pants down, I could buy Jentet Jackson a shirt that Justin Timberlake can't rip.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

Yo Mama

1) A group of jokes meant to criticize one's mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.

2) A lame phrase someone I know keeps saying whenever I ask him a question about PE because he has it before me.

1) Yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.

2) Me: Hey, what are we doing in Pe today?

Him: Yo Mama!

Me: Shut the f up.

by army_azn December 9, 2004

Maroon 5

New group that has lyrics about sexual situations. Latest album about lead singer's ex-girlfriend.

Person: Hey do you listen to Maroon 5?
Me: Yeah, they're good. But have you read their lyrics lately?

by army_azn January 11, 2005

Lu Bu

One of the most famous ancient Chinese generals in history. Lu Bu lived during the Three Kingdoms period in China. Exucuted by enemy warlord Cao Cao. Is said to be the strongest warrior is China.

Strongest characters in the Dynasty Warriors series by Koei.

Lu Bu is the coolest characters in Dynasty Warriors!!!

by army_azn January 15, 2005

operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

by army_azn February 10, 2005

WMD

The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

by army_azn January 30, 2005

spam

1. America's favorite luncheon meat

2. Short for "Stupid, Pointless, Annoying message", usually in the form of E-mail

1. Who wants some SPAM in a can?!
Yay, more SPAM!!!

2. Damn it, more spam!

by army_azn January 26, 2005