Definitions by arlie

beetle clip 

when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage

i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl

beetle clip by arlie September 6, 2004

lacosting 

when someone sports lacoste like there is no tomorrow.

damn matt is hella cool because he's lacosting the scene.

lacosting by arlie September 6, 2004

blumpy 

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

blumpy by arlie September 6, 2004

stranger 

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

stranger by arlie September 6, 2004

zombie mask. 

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

zombie mask. by arlie September 6, 2004

queano 

so fucking hot and perfect in every way

my new girlfriend is hella queano

queano by arlie September 5, 2004

manegold 

someone who is has a huge head, is extremely goofy, and gets naked with alcohol in his system.

after one shot that bitch got all manegold and shit

manegold by arlie September 5, 2004