1 definition by areyouforcereal

an often-times clueless 14-year-old chihuahua that sits in front of the computer and plays video games all day. it likes to bark to entertain others. in other words, she is everyone's bitch. strangely enough, she owns a pet names tony.
bob: hey fetch, haruka
haruka: *stares into the computer* i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die!!!

haruka is such a poonani
by areyouforcereal March 4, 2009
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