pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006

internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

by archimedest July 26, 2006

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

Wal-Martinez

A Wal-Mart store in Mexico

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

by archimedest August 23, 2006

paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

anal

a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--

The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal."
So I gave him anal and he smiled.

by archimedest September 16, 2006

expectation

Extreme yearning or anxiety due to the desire to fondle the breasts of a former lover.

He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.

by archimedest July 28, 2006