14 definitions by archimedest

urbantage

an advantage that comes of living in a city.

Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!

City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.

by archimedest August 23, 2006

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

by archimedest August 23, 2006

a formed piece of metal, with a broad head and a shank that tapers to a point--

The carpenter said, "I have a hammer but I need anal."
So I gave him anal and he smiled.

by archimedest September 16, 2006

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

Extreme yearning or anxiety due to the desire to fondle the breasts of a former lover.

He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.

by archimedest July 28, 2006