Definitions by archimedest

pectation 

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

pectation by archimedest July 28, 2006

expectation 

Extreme yearning or anxiety due to the desire to fondle the breasts of a former lover.

He recalled is his first wife's beautifully shaped breasts,and was suddenly in the throes of melancholia and expectation.

expectation by archimedest July 28, 2006

International Relations 

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

International Relations by archimedest July 27, 2006

internet 

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

internet by archimedest July 26, 2006

the hood 

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

the hood by archimedest July 25, 2006

Daeth 

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

Daeth by archimedest July 25, 2006

slobese 

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

slobese by archimedest July 22, 2006