archimedest's definitions

slobese

extremely overweight and slow

We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

Eastern Orthodox

WASP; Ivy League, or the pretense of such.

With those dock siders, the khaki pants, the raised shirt collar and the blond hair, there was little doubt that he was Eastern Orthodox.

by archimedest September 7, 2008

the hood

1. that which covers the engine of a car, typically made of metal, and opened via a latch within the automobile; 2. a garment covering the head.

Not to be confused with 'hood (c.v.)

1. To change the oil in his car, he first had to lift the hood. 2. Superman wears a cape that has no hood.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

Daeth

Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

internet

If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

by archimedest July 26, 2006

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

pectation

Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006