International Relations

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

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rap

When nobody understands what you're saying, so you say it again and again, in 4/4 time.

1. What he say?
2. Dunno. Wuz rap to me.

by archimedest August 10, 2006

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Anxiety caused by a desire to fondle female breasts.

I couldn't wait to touch her beautiful tits---the pectation was killing me!

by archimedest July 28, 2006

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If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?

A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.

by archimedest July 26, 2006

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We missed our plane because no one could get around the slobese bitch at the front of the line.

by archimedest July 22, 2006

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an advantage that comes of living in a city.

Country bumpkin: Wow! So many bookstores and movie theatres and restaurants!

City dewller: Simple urbantages, my friend.

by archimedest August 23, 2006

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Dyslexic for 'Death'.

Dyslexic Dan met his daeth while mountian clmibing.

by archimedest July 25, 2006

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