applealex's definitions

iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

by applealex October 6, 2009

back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them

President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb

by applealex December 2, 2009

Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

Stuffy

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about

*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"

by applealex March 27, 2010

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010

you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

by applealex September 26, 2009