applealex's definitions

iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

by applealex October 6, 2009

left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"

*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle

by applealex November 29, 2009

iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes

Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze

by applealex February 3, 2010

you dropped your pocket

usually a term said to see if the person is stupid enough to check if they indeed dropped their pocket

also could mean your fly is open

"hey, you dropped your pocket"

by applealex September 26, 2009

Stuffy

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about

*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"

by applealex March 27, 2010

iPon

The next Apple product after the iPad

short for iTampon

person 1: Did you get the iPad?
person 2: no, I'm waiting for the iPon

by applealex February 2, 2010