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World War 1

Let me put this in terms a teenager can understand

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was in Sarajevo and Gavrilo Princop popped a cap in his ass

Austria-Hungary got pissed off and asked Germany for help who gave them a "do whatever the fuck you want" or a blank check. Austria-Hungary finally asked Serbia to stop all anti Austria-Hungary activities and let them investigate the murder themselves. Serbia said fuck no and then Austria-Hungary declared war

because Russia was an allie of Serbia it began mobilization (preparing for war) and Germany didn't like this so they said "back the fuck up" to which Russia said no so Germany declared war on Russia and for no apparent reason whatsoever (just to be assholes I suppose) declared war on France. the declaration of war by Germany on France pissed off the English so England declared war on Germany

so basically they're all fighting when one day Germany shot a torpedo and sunk the Lusitania. the United States put their foot down and decided enough is enough and they were going to enter the war.

the Germans shit their pants and I can't remember what happened next but that's how it started
Class, today we're learning about World War 1
by applealex December 3, 2009
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back the fuck up

What we told Japan to do but they refused so we nuked the shit out of them
President Truman: Japan better back the fuck up
Japan leader: fuck no
President Truman: ok then, boys prepare the atomic bomb
by applealex December 2, 2009
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Oasis of the seas

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
by applealex November 29, 2009
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Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity
Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill
by applealex February 18, 2010
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you dropped your virginity

Freshman: *laughs* hey! you dropped your virginity
Sophomore: Shut up, Freshman
by applealex September 26, 2009
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Livingstonian

The demonym for a resident of a city named Livingston
people from France are French
people from Germany are German
people from Greece are Greek
people from Livingston are Livingstonians
by applealex September 26, 2009
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iOrgasm

What happens when you spin and spin the wheel of an iPod to the point that it freezes
Person: I kept spinning through the songs in my iPod so much that it had an iOrgasm and froze
by applealex February 3, 2010
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