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Don Gorske

A man who has eaten over 23,000 Big Macs

he's surprisingly skinny and somewhat healthy
Don Gorske is a true Big Mac enthusiast
by applealex February 18, 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg

Person 1: Who's Mark Zuckerberg?
Person 2: The creator of Facebook
Person 1: the what?
Person 2: the dude who made the site
Person 1: oh, like Tom on MySpace
Person 2: yea, and Jack Dorsey on Twitter
by applealex March 17, 2010
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Stuffy

A word that girls use so they can have something to bitch about
*girl walks into room*
"Gosh it's so stuffy in here"
by applealex March 27, 2010
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metal detector

Basically a door frame that you walk through, it beeps if you have anything metallic on you.

while it is mainly used at airports and cruise terminals to stop people with guns and bombs, schools are now using it to stop students from bringing in iPods and phones

metal detectors are commonly accompanied by X-ray machines to scan your bags
Kid 1: Dude did you bring your iPod?
Kid 2: nah, I would've but the fucking metal detector beeped and they took it from me
by applealex November 15, 2009
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left nut, right nut

A game in which 2 people sit in each side of a person

the left person says "left nut"
the right person says "right nut"
then both people continuously hit the person in the middle until they say "dick in the middle"
*both people sit, Person A hopes "oh no. not left nut, right nut*
Person B: Hey dude........ Left nut
Person C: Right nut
*punching begins*
Person A: ow, Dick in the middle
by applealex November 29, 2009
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Oasis of the seas

News Reporter: Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the seas is now pulling into the harbor we're going to get the live feed up and..... holy shit that's huge
by applealex November 29, 2009
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Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended
Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention
by applealex December 1, 2009
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