17 definitions by anonym0u$e

2.9

A GPA that is only 0.1 points from 3.0, but is symbolically 100 points away.

Timmy: Mom... I got a 2.9 GPA.
Mom: Timmy, you need to start taking school more seriously. Here, I'll sit down with you and help.

Timmy: I got a 3.0 GPA mom!
Mom: Nice work! For this, I'm not going to take you with me on my errands this Sunday!

by anonym0u$e December 5, 2022

ea nasir

A Bronze Age Sumerian man who sells bad copper

Balulu: I just bought some copper
Nanni: From who?
Balulu: Ea Nasir
Nanni: *internal screaming in pity*

by anonym0u$e June 3, 2023

Ray William Johnson

A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.

Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.

by anonym0u$e September 10, 2023

Discord light mode

Something that people like to circlejerk about.
Specifically, how much they hate it.

Kawaiigirl#9387: Discord light mode is so shitty amirite?
Femboy#7262: Yes it is indeed shitty kind stranger

by anonym0u$e December 1, 2022

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Cirno

⑨. Baka

by anonym0u$e November 27, 2022

The Left

a group of people who want to take away your penis

Oh no! The left is going to steal my penis and put it in the post-modern neo-Marxist museum!

by anonym0u$e November 28, 2022

Richard Dawkins

The atheist god.

Christians worship God, and atheists worship Richard Dawkins.

by anonym0u$e August 28, 2023