2 definitions by anon1288601

When a footballer scores two goals and receives a booking.
John Motson: Did you see Gareth Bale get two goals and a red card this weekend?

Ally McCoist: Sounds like he earned himself a Diego Costa Hattrick.
by anon1288601 September 2, 2019
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When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom
Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?
by anon1288601 January 7, 2015
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