angus's definitions

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 5, 2005

dork out

To rock out in the most dorky way possible. To enjoy oneself without fear of looking like an idiot, despite the fact that one does look like an idiot.

We were totally dorking out over the new Xbox.

by angus May 12, 2004

waybun

Person with uncontrollable laughter. Likes to elbow people as well.

examples:
1) eh eh?
2) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
3) Way bun

by Angus May 3, 2004

cockpit

Twee term for vagina

"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit

by Angus June 17, 2004

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock

"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"

by Angus June 17, 2004

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

by Angus November 21, 2004