angus's definitions

Excalibong

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.

"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"

by Angus May 20, 2004

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock

"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"

by Angus June 17, 2004

Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.

by Angus June 19, 2004

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

cockpit

Twee term for vagina

"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit

by Angus June 17, 2004

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

by Angus October 9, 2004

Stenchy Knoll

Where people go in communities that do not have a Big Pipe to handle potential sewer-clogging arse loads. The locale usually is named after the dumping has been well-established.

Don't go down to Stenchy Knoll by yourself after dark, you might fall into something nasty. Why oh why don't they build a Big Pipe here?

by Angus June 19, 2004