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Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.
Sam is my puddin, so back off!
by Angus November 21, 2004
mugGet the Puddinmug.

dork out

To rock out in the most dorky way possible. To enjoy oneself without fear of looking like an idiot, despite the fact that one does look like an idiot.
We were totally dorking out over the new Xbox.
by angus May 12, 2004
mugGet the dork outmug.

homsar

by angus April 3, 2005
mugGet the homsarmug.

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".
I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!
by Angus June 19, 2004
mugGet the jfkmug.

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock
"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"
by Angus June 17, 2004
mugGet the crumbsmug.

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 13, 2005
mugGet the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Podmug.

Excalibong

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.
by Angus May 20, 2004
mugGet the Excalibongmug.

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