angus's definitions

Big Pipe

In communities where small waste pipes in dwellings predominate, the Big Pipe is the public lavvy that will take any rectal punishment that can be thrown at it without fear of clogging up.

The bog at my place won't be able to handle my curry load tonight; I better get down to the Big Pipe before a queue forms.

by Angus June 19, 2004

Stenchy Knoll

Where people go in communities that do not have a Big Pipe to handle potential sewer-clogging arse loads. The locale usually is named after the dumping has been well-established.

Don't go down to Stenchy Knoll by yourself after dark, you might fall into something nasty. Why oh why don't they build a Big Pipe here?

by Angus June 19, 2004

waybun

Person with uncontrollable laughter. Likes to elbow people as well.

examples:
1) eh eh?
2) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
3) Way bun

by Angus May 3, 2004

cockpit

Twee term for vagina

"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit

by Angus June 17, 2004

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003

faxe

10% beer from denmark. cheapest beer in the liquor store. yes, even cheaper than the notorious colt 45.

i only drink faxe cause im cheap

by angus November 8, 2004

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".

I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!

by Angus June 19, 2004