angus's definitions

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

boshkin

boshkin, from the name of a very beatiful lady.

1. v, to fuck up something which was a certainty

2. n, Something which was a dead cert until blown out of the water, through no fault of your own, by extraneous circumstances.

1. "Man, I can't believed you boshkinned that hottie by getting your wanger out."

2. "That horse was a boshkin. Who would've thought with those odds that its arse would prolapse mid-race?"

by Angus April 15, 2005

Tuuch MaGuuch

Connotation given to people with color blindness.

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!

by Angus March 15, 2005

homsar

Derivative character from the Homestar Runner website.

He is forever your girl.

by angus April 3, 2005

Manwich

A form of "sandwich" obtained from the Cock Buffet, which could include many toppings and sides such as, assorted nuts, cock, oil, vinegar, whip cream, honey, etc.

Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the cock buffet. I have a craving for a manwich this evening.

by Angus April 5, 2005

lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...

1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.

by Angus April 5, 2005

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 5, 2005