Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.
Sam is my puddin, so back off!
by Angus November 22, 2004
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king kong

One major toke on a bong
"that is one King Kong hit m*tha f*cker
by Angus May 20, 2004
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Manwich

A form of "sandwich" obtained from the Cock Buffet, which could include many toppings and sides such as, assorted nuts, cock, oil, vinegar, whip cream, honey, etc.
Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the cock buffet. I have a craving for a manwich this evening.
by Angus April 05, 2005
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super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.
For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.
by Angus June 09, 2003
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Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 06, 2005
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Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.
Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.
by Angus April 05, 2005
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jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".
I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!
by Angus June 20, 2004
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