8 definitions by angelendoftimes

Speaking in gibberish whilst high on crystal meth/jib.
“You must be high on meth. You’re speaking jibberish.”
by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023
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A phrase that is blurted out when you want to get high. Something you say when you are craving crystal meth and you need drugs. It can also be a nickname for crystal meth or the name of a person.
I want to get high, do you have any jibothy?
by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023
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A break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you.
What do you call a break up letter from an astronaut that wants to dump you?

An orbituary.
by angelendoftimes June 15, 2023
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A mean breakup letter from an astronaut in outer space that wants to end the relationship and often contains the phrase “you’re dead to me
The astronaut wrote an orbituary to their ex.
by angelendoftimes June 15, 2023
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A new drug that is produced by combining crystal meth/jib/Tina/ice, with fentanyl/fettey/down and smoked/injected/ingested at the same time. It’s spelled the same way backwards as it is forwards.
“I just invented a new drug. Jib and fettey mixed. I call it yettey.”
by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023
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It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.
Shit worship is a sin.
by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023
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