42 definitions by andyfellovernet

soaprock

When you take one of George world-famous dildos which is made out of hand carved soap bars and attach it to the center portions of a passed out drunk kid. May be followed by a healthy teabagging.

"George carve me up a dildo, I've got a feeling Peto is gunna be passed out at this party tonight."

by andyfellovernet June 25, 2003

captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

crummy

when something ain't that great; also a teen girl squad group saying as well as death word.

"Kristina looks burnt or dead."
"Crummy!"
"Crummy!"
"wOOt!...I mean Crummy!"

by andyfellovernet April 9, 2003

duct tape thong

1) a painful alternative to waxing or shaving.
2) fat people who cannot afford/fit in to regular store-bought thongs go the route of the duct tape thong
3) what Kasia wears
4) what paul doesnt want to be strangled by

"I think she put some purple fabric around her duct tape thong to make it look real."
"Look at that fatty bowl in her duct tape thong, ewwwww!!!1"

by andyfellovernet June 15, 2003

krakauer

a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyke who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack whore

"Dude, I saw krakauer last night..."
"I'm sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go."

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

krakauer

See above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyke. Her bitch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat shit.

"Hey, I realized you are a hockey playing guy and I am married to a man, I will never speak to you again, please don't kick my ass"

by andyfellovernet May 24, 2003

bandaloon

a species of animal with an ass for a face. Normally talks out of the cornhole. see also: really ugly dogs

"Paul, your dog is a fuckin' bandaloon."

by andyfellovernet June 19, 2003