andy's definitions

cad

Regency-era swear word, meaning a man who doesn't treat women proper.

Regency woman: Forsooth, Eminem, for thou art such a cad!

Eminem: Yo, shut yo mouth yo beeatch, and suck mah cock, and den yall fuck off back to yo own time zone

Regency woman: (faints at hearing so much bad language)

by Andy April 20, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis which is wider than it is long
Ave seen 1

andy m couldn't fit his chode up my arse or in my mouth and when i tried to toss him off i couldn't get a grip. So basicly he carn't get any pleasure

by Andy June 25, 2004

gilland

A woman who is appreciated by men for her extensive knowledge of the male anatomy and how to use it in new ways.

Hey man you should have seen what me and my girl did last nite. She was actin so gilland my leg started twitching.

by andy April 20, 2005

Kubark

CIA manual written in the 1980s and available on the web because it was released under official secrets laws pre-911.

It's revealing because many of the torture tactics now publicised by Iraq abuse photos and Guantanamo survivors' revelations were advocated in the section on "coercive interrogations". In other words, fuck this shit about bad eggs - this was US fucking policy even before 911.

c.f. stress and duress.

by Andy May 14, 2004

Fudge Packer

slang word for homosexual

that boy is one dirty fudge packer

by andy October 24, 2003

CORNHEAD

cornhead is a crack rock that is yellow in color.also meaning a crackhead.

"thats a kickass cornhead"
"your'e such a cornhead"

by andy May 13, 2005

uze

Short for "usual." Indicates a "ho-hum" attitude and a tonal sense of comfort with the person with whom you are speaking.

"What's going on in your life?"
"You know, the uze."

by Andy June 1, 2004