andy's definitions

jakhsa

In World of Lone Wolf 3: Beyond the Nightmare Gate, a jakhsa is an evil spirit which can adopt the physical appearance of its victim. It tries to kill its target, but with a twist: killing the jakhsa kills its victim, and vice-versa.

The jakhsa follows Grey Star under the command of Shasarak.

by Andy May 9, 2004

Twathampton

A town, south of Lower Bush and just north of Crotchley. Twinned with the town of Long Knob.

Attention all passengers. This train is going to Twathampton. Please remember to take all dildoes and personal belongings with you.

by Andy May 2, 2004

poststructuralism

A clearer collective term for many of the texts and trends often subsumed under the misleading label postmodernism. Poststructuralism means theories which arise after the structuralist period in continental philosophy, which draw on structuralism but do not accept all of its ideas. Poststructuralists believe in the importance of discourse for understanding social life and question the idea of the self-determining individual, but they do not believe that people's actions can be entirely reduced to an external structure. Often, they study the ways in which structures can be subverted and broken down through their own limits or through ironic reinterpretation or reconfiguration of the structure itself. See power/knowledge, writerly, differance, line of flight.

Foucault, Deleuze and Guattari, Derrida, Lyotard and Baudrillard are the best-known poststructuralists.

by Andy May 7, 2004

nolsie

A member of Labour Students. Sometimes, but not always, a term of abuse. Widely used by student activists.

It came about a while ago, when Labour Students was officially called National Organisation of Labour Students (NOLS) - hence "nolsie". The name has vanished but the nickname hasn't.

The nolsies have all got their tongues up Tony Blair's arse.

Don't vote for him, he's a frigging nolsie.

Me? No, I can't support your campaign, I'm a nolsie for goodness sake.

by Andy April 20, 2004

fuzz dunking

The act of spraying whipped cream.

YO HOLMES! ......."what!" YOU FUZZ DUNKING YOUR ISSS CREAM? "fo sho'"

by andy January 6, 2005

cajun sprocket

the act of applying the hot sauce of your choice onto the head of the penis then thrusting hot-sauced penis into vagina. ass is also acceptable.

man, that cajun sprocket burned my arse last night!

by andy February 9, 2005

zlanbeast

a large monster from the Darklands, similar to a Kraan but bigger. The largest, Imperial Zlanbeast, are ridden by the Darklords themselves. Strangely, you can play all the Lone Wolf gamebooks and never actually get to fight one.

You see a zlanbeast from a distance.

As you battle on the bridge, a zlanbeast flies by overhead.

The zlanbeast flies away as the tower collapses.

You are in combat with a zlanbeast. (INCORRECT USE)

by Andy April 17, 2004