andy's definitions

nubblesaurus

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub

nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu

by Andy July 26, 2004

Hilary Fluff

An imatation of Hilary Duff, to annoy Hilary Duff fans.

I love Hilary Fluff. Her movie, "Lower Your Noise" inspired to not sing.

by Andy May 13, 2005

gay pride

Collective noun for a group of gay lions.

There aren't any lionesses, it must be a gay pride.

by Andy April 20, 2004

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

madonnas

What a hispanic person who speaks poor English might call McDonald's.

Guelcome to Madonnas! (say: Mah-doe-na's)

by Andy September 30, 2005

malapropism

This is when someone abuses the wrong worm so you can't understudy what they're crying to play.

Named after someone called Mrs Malaprop in some classical something or other.

by Andy May 7, 2004

take luck

like 'good luck' crossed with 'take care'

A friend is leaving, and you can't make up your mind between saying take care and good luck, so you say "take luck!"

by Andy June 10, 2003