Definitions by andrew
monty
a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.
Jeet Preet
Immigrant customers who enter electronic stores and want to barter or get a 'jeet preet double deap deal' on their purchase.
In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!
In many circumstances, Jeet Preet's will suprisingly purchase a product. Unfortunately for commission salesman on the 14th day of a retailers return policy they will ask for a complete refund!
Jeet Preet by Andrew August 23, 2006
tomatoe soup
tomatoe soup by Andrew June 25, 2006
Mud slide
When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
Meat Tent
The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.
The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!
Suburbia
Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.
Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.