andrew's definitions

zlatan ibrahimovic

footballer for juventus and sweden

beat italy in euro 2004 with amazing back heel

by andrew December 24, 2004

pee machine

the male reproductive organ, penis, primary functions include urniation and sexual intercourse.

my pee machine is 7 inches long

by andrew June 7, 2003

spamdex

To add words that are frequently queried in Internet search engines to make your site come up in unrelated searches. The words are often hidden as text the same colour as the background.

Probably from Wired's Jargon Watch.

"I spamdexed the word 'sex' 200 times in the home page"

by Andrew July 2, 2004

Bgizzle

The rapper B.G from tha Cash Money Millionares B.G (aka)(baby gangsta)

yo that nigga bgizzle is fire

by Andrew November 27, 2004

MCAS

A standardized test imposed by Massachusetts.
Massachusetts
Comprehensive
Assessment
System
Or as referred to by most K-12 students;
My
Children
Are
Stupid

The MCAS tested my intelligence with questions like "What is the next number in the sequence; 1;2;3;4;?"

by Andrew August 14, 2003

clit waffel

when you place your hands together with palms faceing each other and you jam your fingers into her clit. there of forming a waffel.

mike, me and your sister where getting pretty excited and she asked if i would clit waffel her and i agreed. man it was good.

by andrew February 29, 2004

wolf bagging

Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.

man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow!

by Andrew July 19, 2004