andrew's definitions

mise

Somthing great that is unexpected

What a mise a perfect 100% on my math test!

by Andrew October 17, 2003

Rice

A go-kart that looks very similar to a japanese car, but it sounds the same, and goes just as fast as a go cart. It has
1) Very large rims
2) Huge Spoiler
3) Less horsepower than a lawnmower
4) All of Which is pushing about as much torque as a hamster wheel
5)Not to mention all the other crap, such as body kits, and decals
Oh and yes, Skylines, and 350z's are also rice
See also: Rice rocket, rice cooker
Money spent on performance< Money spent on car< Money spent on body kits and some other stuff like that<Money spent on rims

The Camaro smoked the rice cooker in second gear

by Andrew March 27, 2005

trebuchet

it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances

they used a trebuchet in "last castle" and "return of the king"

by andrew December 24, 2004

chanksta

That mother Eric Kwong

Yo Eric Kwong is a Chankstaq

by Andrew January 28, 2004

numitz

jourdan is stupid

shes a numitz

by andrew October 8, 2003

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

mage

Mage the leetest,quickest, fastest AWPWHORE EVER! mage > frod at awping. MAGE is a leet haxor in cal-i has beaten frod, krupt, and carv at the lan at the same time. and even told john fuk off! he is in the most exclusive club ever A1`{H}. AND #MIAMI !!!

MAGE YOU just PWned HIM! dam deag!

by andrew December 30, 2004