andrew's definitions

fuckmonkeys

Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey

Plurel of fuckmonkey

Oh fuckmonkeys!

Just ignore them, they're nothing but a bunch of fuckmonkeys.

by Andrew March 18, 2005

batty man

Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"

BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun

1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.

by Andrew August 14, 2004

tsu

being owned in starfox 10 - 0 and owned in mario kart 10 - 0

well atleast im not tsu

by Andrew December 14, 2003

glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.

As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"

by Andrew June 10, 2004

cab

A shorter and kewler way to say "dude"!

"Sup Cab?!"

by Andrew February 23, 2003

mungro

mungro is a wildcard. It can be used in any situation, and can mean anything you want it to. Inspired by the great Indianapolis Colts running back James Mungro.

My mungro's growing just looking at you girl.
Oh man, i feel like mungro.
You dont love me, you just love me for my mungro.
Two mungro's walk into a bar...

by Andrew January 14, 2005

hypermobilic

bendy squiggly body parts.

Jiten

by andrew February 10, 2003