andi's definitions

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Ben Stiller

We all know who he is. I blew him.

I blew Ben Stiller. Then we did massive coke. Real horror show

by Andi February 17, 2005

palomino

Someone with whom you've recently made acquaintance via a third party.

Any friend of yours is a palomino.

by andi January 16, 2004

Yokay

When you brush someone off saying this, but meaning you TOTALLY don't agree with whatever it is they said.

Hey--you know O.J. Simpson did NOT kill his wife.
Yokay.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Itchy and Scratchy

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

by Andi March 3, 2005

freak show

1. a friend that is always putting on freaky displays of a great variety
2. a highly entertaining risque individual.

"nice nudie pix freak show"
"you were dancing on the bar last night freak show"

by andi September 9, 2003

fruitloop

1. a friend that makes you laugh
2. term of endearment

"whas sup fruitloop"

by andi September 9, 2003