andi's definitions

Royale with cheese

When you get the FINEST cock you've ever had...but it was unshowered, not clean, but still a damn nice cock.

Wow Jenny, I was jogging this morning and saw Bob. He said hey. We ended up doing some In and outs.
How was it Kelly?
It was a Royale with Cheese. If only he had a chance to take a shower. Then it would've been Le Big Mac!

by Andi June 10, 2006

cock and balls

Ask Adam Sandler. He mastered the phrase.

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.

by Andi June 10, 2006

Fucktard

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

by Andi March 2, 2005

Le Big Mac

What they call a Big Mac in France

You know what I learned from Pulp Fiction?
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.

by Andi March 3, 2005

Figment

The little purple dinosaur guy in Epcot Center in Walt Disney World.

I love Figment. He's so cute!

by Andi March 8, 2005

Cheese From Under

Ballsack sweat accumulation

When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.

by Andi March 24, 2005

Nutslap

When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!

Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.

by Andi June 10, 2006