andi's definitions

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 9, 2005

artie lange

The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.

Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?

by Andi February 9, 2005

Beth O

The girlfriend of Howard Stern that only wants Howard Stern BECAUSE he is Howard Stern. She is an "okay" looking girl with a killer body but a looooong face. She would NEVER be noticed as a Model unless she was dating Howard Stern. She'd just be "some decent looking 2 bit ho"

Hey---Theres Howard Stern's girlfriend....uh....what's her name??? Oh---yeah.....Beth O. As in "Oh how lucky I am to be dating Howard Stern"

by Andi February 9, 2005

jack skellington

Brilliant main character of my FAVORITE film..."Nightmare Before Christmas". The Pumpkin King and the Hottest Guy who's ever ceased to exist.

If Jack Skellington was human, I'd marry him in a heartbeat!

by Andi February 10, 2005

nacho business

Something that someone wants to know, but they don't NEED to know. They have NOTHING to do with it! Not their business at all.

Hey what were you talking about to that guy?
We were discussing a Cheese Meeting.
What's a Cheese Meeting?
You know? One that is Nacho Business!

by Andi February 10, 2005

Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi June 10, 2006

ZX2000

The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK massaging....rather an all together DIFFERENT type of MASSAGE if your gettin my drizzle!

Mmmmmmmmmm. Me so horny. Quick, plug in the ZX2000. Mmmmmmmmm. ZX2000. What would I EVER do if there was a blackout?

by Andi June 10, 2006