andi's definitions

real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

by Andi February 9, 2005

gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

by Andi June 10, 2006

Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!

by Andi March 18, 2005

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

fruitloop

1. a friend that makes you laugh
2. term of endearment

"whas sup fruitloop"

by andi September 9, 2003

Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show

by Andi June 10, 2006

outtie

Getting the hell outta somewhere

"Yo I am outtie sucka"

by Andi June 10, 2006