64 definitions by andi

TexAss

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

by andi February 23, 2005

Nutslap

When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!

Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.

by andi March 3, 2005

walls

Interesting term, it means vaginal opening as far as I'm concerned.

"...Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)"

-Trillville, Some Cut

by andi March 20, 2005

Editing

A new way of keeping ASS-STUPID definitions off Urbandictionary.com

Let's see if Editing will stop all these stupid definitions from getting on this site. While you're reading this--please sign my 1000 thumbs up site. Thanks. Peace out.

by andi March 14, 2005

palomino

Someone with whom you've recently made acquaintance via a third party.

Any friend of yours is a palomino.

by andi January 16, 2004

egregeous

Very bad/nasty could be used to describe persons or objects.

When you called me a bastard you were being very EGREGEOUS

by andi July 12, 2004

ZX2000

The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK massaging....rather an all together DIFFERENT type of MASSAGE if your gettin my drizzle!

Mmmmmmmmmm. Me so horny. Quick, plug in the ZX2000. Mmmmmmmmm. ZX2000. What would I EVER do if there was a blackout?

by andi February 10, 2005