andi's definitions
When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi June 10, 2006
Get the call of dutymug. by Andi June 10, 2006
Get the Microsoftiemug. 
A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.
Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
by Andi March 2, 2005
Get the Fucktardmug. You know what I learned from Pulp Fiction?
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.
What's that?
I learned what they call a Big Mac in France.
What might that be?
Le Big Mac.
Wow. Le Big Mac. I'm glad you told me that. That would be some knowledgeable information to place in my noggen for future reference, especially if I visit France.
Word.
by Andi March 3, 2005
Get the Le Big Macmug. by Andi March 8, 2005
Get the Figmentmug. When Tom went jogging....he was sportin' some Cheese from Under. Support my cause. Read 1000 thumbs up and holla.
by Andi March 24, 2005
Get the Cheese From Undermug.