andi's definitions

kicks

shoes, ie sneakers

Where'd you get your kicks?

by Andi November 7, 2003

Shoo shoo retarded flu

What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.

The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

Stuttering John

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!

by Andi March 18, 2005

gripe

To "Gripe" is to extensively complain about something!

"Oi, Lesbian - Stop griping that the bars' full of gay men!"

by Andi June 10, 2006

real horror show

Just when things can't possibly get worse....THEY GET WORSE!!!! Defining life at it's worst, or so you think!

My week? You ask about my week? My finacee's uncle died, my neice is in the hospital, I have leukemia, my car is crapping out and I'm piss ass broke. A real, horror show.

by Andi February 9, 2005