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When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.
Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi June 10, 2006
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That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!
That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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by Andi June 10, 2006
Get the hunta gleetin gloutin globin mug.When you want to get your partners attention during something really important, like watching American Idol...so you slap your nuts down on the cofee table. Blam blam blam jigga jigga blam!
Wow...I was watching that hot guy Anthony sing on American Idol...and then was surprisingly sidetracked by a nutslap on the coffee table. Glad Ivy Rose didn't wake up.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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Mmmmmm. I was watching American Idol and suddenly got sidetracked by a Ballslap and had to get some in and outs.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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