an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Trip

When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.

"Oh no! Bobby doesn't see the rock! He's gonna trip!"
"Lets go help him!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

OoF

when you're playing Roblox and somebody kills you.

"Oof ooF oOF oOF"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Ghost

A scary entity. Other names for a ghost are: Apparition, spectre. Usually a dead being coming back to haunt the living. Scary.

"AAA! IT'S A GHOST!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

kettle corn

Kettle corn is popcorn but better. It's more unhealthy but more delicious. Yum Yum!!

"Hey want some kettle corn?"
"YAS."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

Peppa Pig

A cursed pig with a mouth that can talk and has an obese dad and little brother. Her mom is a crackhead, and her dad is MORBIDLY obese.

"AAH IT'S PEPPA PIG! RUN!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 29, 2020