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Definitions by an idiot thats an idiot

Brown Christmas 

When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.

Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
Dude One: "So i asked boop why he said he likes cats for no reason. Now I have to make another paragraph on these topics, anyways. So I say why would you & he said why wouldn't I. Now lets go back to math lets say Why wouldn't you = 2a while Why would you = 3a now saying stuff out of context is just random so yeah. But anyways back to math. So 2a is brought into the expression & is now multiplied by 3a because of the discussion which = 6a^2 and 6a^2 isn't a good number. -2a(3a) would -6a^2 which would be worse and people dont want that so just not saying 2a would be better in a whole unles you have good reason."

Dude 2: Your stupid cuz if u look on urban dictionary, it says whoever says that exactly is stupid
c by an idiot thats an idiot January 14, 2022

shartrrhea 

Shart and diarrhea, really shit fart and then diarrhea. And no, not a shart pizzeria.
Definition 1 (INCCORECT VERSION):

Dude 1: Yo! Wanna go to the shartrrhea?
Dude 2: Do they sell shart diarrheas there?

Definition 2 (CORRECT WAY):
Dude 1: Dont go in the bathroom I just did a shartrrhea in there.
Dude 2: Heyy let me eat it
Dude 1: My dick is small
Dude 2: Pk.
Dude 1: Df
pk by an idiot thats an idiot December 20, 2020
Either you misspelled "What" or a mix of What and Why.
What and Why: Dude 1: Dude i shit my pants, farted, and burped on a pigeon.
Dude 2: Whay????

Misspelled What: Dude 1: shducjs djishbuqwhdbeuhcb

Dude 2: Whay? What*
whay by an idiot thats an idiot December 20, 2020
yeah you didnt like my other one, so heres another one.
when ur not so good with typing on a keyboard and you accidently type \ at the end of a sentence
bekky is such an asshole!\ or like this or ur an asshole\ see? it makes you look like an idiot\
\ by an idiot thats an idiot May 13, 2020