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jab

That girl was pretty annoying today, so I made a quick jab at her before leaving.
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go on without me

What someone says when they are going to leave someone alone in their journey.

Whether it's because they hate their guts, or because there is something preventing them from assisting said person (usually a fatal injury in the movies), the phrase usually stays the same.
Person 1: *gets stabbed in the heart*
Person 2: NO, 1!!! NOOO!!!
Person 1: G-go on without me... *dies*
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Numberblocks community

Satan: I will damn you to burn in the Numberblocks community.
Person 0 (according to that guy's definition, he's dead): NOOO! PLEASE NO!!!
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:trlo:

Like :troll: and :trol:, used for admittedly bad, stupid or embarrassing jokes.
Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: i did your mom last night :trlo:
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scram

Get out of my sight.
Person 1: i jack off to women's boobs on discord
Person 2: HOLY SHIT, DUDE. SCRAM RIGHT NOW.
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who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.
Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...
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Sonic 06

A good game. Trust me. It's not a trap. :)
Sonic 06 is the game of all time, it was definitely made.
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