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Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.
Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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Tails

1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
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manchild

An adult man who doesn't quite act his age.
Can you not be a manchild for two seconds? We're working!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 8, 2023
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Numberblocks Community

A torture, worse than any hell, worse than any medieval torture device, worse than any epiphany of a gothic child on TikTok.

It is a punishment for those who are foolish enough to dare step foot into it. Behind those gates ornated with a seemingly cute red block denoting the number of one, lies an endless battle of raging children who were unlucky enough to go off the deep end into this hell, having whatever senses of logic or reasoning they had stripped away from them, as they get reduced to nothing but screaming, raging husks of who they were.

Aberrantly extreme levels of radiation and other toxic things lurk at every single corner of this hellhole, seeming to be what deprives everyone who steps foot of all sanity and reasoning in the bowels of this place. Rhetorically, only one might make it out, out of (theoretical) millions of people who dare enter.

If you choose to test your might and sanity, simply look up the very name of this hell, and click on a Fandom wiki, a YouTube video, a Scratch user, whatever has to do with this hell. Then, should you wish to see whether you can make it out or just brawl endlessly with the countless others here without any sense of logic, reasoning, direction or aim, allow yourself to get involved in the laughably dramatic debates that you may see in front of you. Rinse and repeat a couple of times until you find yourself in this limbo of unfathomable toxicity.
Man, I just committed SO much war crimes, so they sent me to the Numberblocks Community!
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Sunflower

Similar to the term "snowflake", used to describe a person who seems to be stuck as some kind of man/womanchild. Multiple examples may include being a crybaby over the lightest offenses, and translating a light insult into a death threat, among many others.
Person 1: i swear to god those guys are huge snowflakes
Person 2: Snowflake is so overused dude, try calling them sunflowers i guess lol???
by an extremely depressed bandu September 7, 2022
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Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.
Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.
by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023
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