an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Sonic 06

A good game. Trust me. It's not a trap. :)

Sonic 06 is the game of all time, it was definitely made.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023

24 hours

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).

I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

Can't have that

The phrase used to describe when you are unable or unwilling to accept something, usually a large issue on the person's behalf.

Person 1: Shit, I'm about to die! I can't have that!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 3, 2022

THE SHITTER

Where concepts and thoughts go to die.

My worldbuilding was so fucking stupid back then! Now it's all going in THE SHITTER. The place where it belongs!

by an extremely depressed bandu December 11, 2023

js

Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.

Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023