an extremely depressed bandu's definitions

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

brobgonal

A menace to society. That's all you need to know.

These Brobgonal killings need to stop. You've already seen what he's done to our comrades!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 11, 2023

Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.

Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022

TBA

To be announced; usually used to describe or be a placeholder for something that has yet to come out.

The next video game in the series is TBA.

by an extremely depressed bandu May 20, 2023

Furry in Denial

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.

You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?

by an extremely depressed bandu October 3, 2023

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

24 hours

A fancier, more technical term for a day. Can sometimes be used to avoid confusion with just daytime (when the sun's shining bright and all).

I played Minecraft for 24 hours straight!

by an extremely depressed bandu November 7, 2023