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Shorthand for just. Not literally way too common, but is still used fairly often. The reason why this isn't used so frequently like other internet acronyms is because it's not that hard to type literally just 4 keys.
Person 1: bro my friend js joined be nice
Person 2: js say "just"
Person 2: wait wha
Shorthand for infinity. Can be found in programming contexts sometimes, or can sometimes just be used in casual conversations full of abbreviations.

Whether this ACTUALLY means infinity in programming or if it just denotes numbers that can't quite be computed may vary.
I guess I was putting in too big of numbers, so I just started seeing inf again.

holy shit dude did you js get inf pipe bombs in my mailbox
The true bottom of the barrel.

4chan is already bad enough, but 8chan is home to bigger sickos, also once home to Gamergate after 4chan banned any mentions of that thing. 12chan and 16chan are home to probably some of the most depraved people on the internet, and we don't even know if 32chan exists, somewhere deep inside the dark web.

But 64chan? This most likely doesn't exist at all, but if it does, know that it is going to be true hell. You can expect literally every post to be hurtcore CP with medically extracted fetuses. If a 128chan were to exist, though... I don't even know how bad that would be. DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR THIS WEBSITE. It's not worth the trauma that will ensue.

It never will be.

Stop.
Person 1: imagine using 4chan KEK 64chan is the shit you can get as much cp as you want there
Person 2: what the actual fuck is your problem

Furry in Denial 

Someone who is a furry, but just won't admit it.

You can usually spot furries in denial if they consume strange amounts of media associated with the furry fandom. I repeat: strange amounts. You aren't a furry in denial just by liking Sonic the Hedgehog.
You know... if you really aren't a furry in denial, would you mind explaining all those Zootopia posters?
The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.
Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

foodpost 

Term for when an user posts food, usually cooking. Best used when said foodpost is dropped seemingly out of complete random.
Respect for who decided to foodpost in 4chan.

get the boot 

To be kicked out of something, whether it's a job, a project, a party, etc.
I couldn't finish any of my reports on time, so when the boss called me to his office, I knew I would get the boot.