amy's definitions

Fromunda Cheese

Nasty stuff from under the balls

(Person 1)Would you like some fromunda cheese!
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)FROM UNDA MY BALLS!!
(Person 2) YOU'RE SICK!!!

by amy November 1, 2003

heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.

You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!

by Amy August 30, 2008

Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

bam margera

Gorgeous

This guy...creator of the CKY DVD's and Haggard, is one of the greatest and sexiest guys alive.

If looks could kill, he would be the main suspect.

by Amy December 12, 2003

Butter Face

A girl who has a great body "but her face" is unattractive.

"Damn, Jennifer's body is so hot, yet her face is hideous. She must be a Butter Face"

"Jamie is a Butter Face."

by amy October 22, 2003

clairarific

Used to describe something or someone completely excellent. Derived from the name, "Claire".

I saw that band and they were so clairarific, I bought a tee shirt.

by amy March 15, 2004

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003