amy's definitions

Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

Fromunda Cheese

Nasty stuff from under the balls

(Person 1)Would you like some fromunda cheese!
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)FROM UNDA MY BALLS!!
(Person 2) YOU'RE SICK!!!

by amy November 1, 2003

heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.

You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!

by Amy August 30, 2008

showgasmic

A movie, show, or other type of production that is so good that you practically have an orgasm.

"Chicago" was so showgasmic! I think I was just devirginized by a movie!

by Amy March 31, 2003

sizemalize

the way of organizing items by size

The items in the cabinet were sizemalized.

by Amy December 31, 2003

weirdopo

alex, dork, or a really cool person who is not afraid of being weird...and no... its not a grandma!!!

alex is a weirdopo!

by amy October 8, 2003

shiznicity

To have the shiz... it's a quality, a power, a kind of cool that you get out of nowhere. Also see dodeca-shiznicity.

I got the shiznicity here, beating the shiz outta Ian at Tetris.

by Amy February 21, 2004