amy's definitions

heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.

You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!

by Amy August 30, 2008

Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

bam margera

Gorgeous

This guy...creator of the CKY DVD's and Haggard, is one of the greatest and sexiest guys alive.

If looks could kill, he would be the main suspect.

by Amy December 12, 2003

aumie

the coolest person to ever exist.

haunts message boards and chat rooms alike all across america.

"i love aumie so much!"
"you have kip syndrome"
"your right :mellow:"

by Amy February 19, 2005

trailer-trash

people who live in trailers AND are trashy...alcohol...wife beaters....

"Dude, dont date Becky, she's trailer-trash!"

by Amy December 15, 2004

chalga

It's a rather simple kind of music... some people like it, others don't. It's only natural to be that way. In fact there's no big difference between chalga and pop music. The texts are mainly plain and even funny, but nice songs do exist. It's just a matter of time and effort finding and accepting them. I know I still haven't ^^

Look, it's none of your business
How we're living together with him
Maybe he's bad or anytning...
I just want him that way

Look, it's none of your business
If we're gonna stay together
Maybe we don't understand one another,
But we'd die for each other

by Amy May 6, 2005

GASOLINA

gasolina is a about a girl who likes the street. Not a a skeet or sperm. Daddy yankee says it during a permio lo nuestro special.

that girl is always in the streets she loves gasolina

by amy April 1, 2005