18 definitions by amulet_1972

snuff movie

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.

Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.

by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008

kersquidgidy

A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.

Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"

Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.

by amulet_1972 August 26, 2008

bush doctor

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.

My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.

by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009

snout you out

To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.

SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!

GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010