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Security Leak

When sponsoring an impoverished child in a 3rd world country, the child manages to find out a few truths about you and demonstrates something called '3rd world integrity'.

See Example when the child writes a scathing letter to the sponsor.
Example of SECURITY LEAK

Dear Sponsor,

I am not happy with you. I hear you are a fat, balding, jerkoff who masturbates to the Target Underwear Catalogue. You have no friends, a crappy car and don't wipe your ass properly. DO NOT SEND ANY MORE MONEY!!

Regards,
Mbutu
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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Special People Smugglers

Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.

This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.

Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 28, 2009
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jiggle exoskeleton

A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.

The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
Leroy's jiggle exoskeleton smothered the terrorist until he was suffocated.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
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Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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bush doctor

Common term referring to a gynaecologist who works in the Australian outback.
My bush doctor tried to impregnate me with peas because he wanted me to have a green baby.
by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009
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snuff movie

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
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perfect gentleman

The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.

This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008
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