girl-prick

Refers to the general genital area of a female. More specifically it can refer to the clitoris.

Also it can be another expression for a "bitch".
EXAMPLE 1:
Last night I was gobbing on Gabby's girl-prick while she gagged on my ghoulies in the 69 position.

EXAMPLE 2:
She side-swiped my car door! What a girl-prick!
by amulet_1972 March 06, 2009
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ball-squiggle

A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).

A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.

Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?

Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
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kersquidgidy

A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"

Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008
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Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
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gollisnog

A term describing a passionate kiss with a black person (or doll).

(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
Bruce puckered up and turned off the light. He had 12 barbie dolls lined up on his pillow but tonight was a special night. It was 'gollisnog' night.
by amulet_1972 July 04, 2009
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snuff movie

A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.

The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'

They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
Big Bird was watching a snuff movie in the Psychiatric Ward while dosed up on Risperidone.
by amulet_1972 October 06, 2008
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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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