18 definitions by amulet_1972
A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 August 11, 2008
The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 September 1, 2008
A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Criminals who engage in smuggling Down's Syndrome people on rickety boats into Australia, from Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
This traffic of special people is caused by Mongolian doctors looking to cure the condition by the application of high voltage to the body. The special people usually find this to be painful so they seek refugee status in Australia.
Arrival on Australian shores results in mandatory detention until they are assessed by immigration officials. Most special people are sent back to Mongolia.
Special People Smugglers were intercepted off the Australian coast. The cargo of special people were put in detention until they were deported back to Mongolia.
by amulet_1972 October 29, 2009
A term describing a passionate kiss with a black person (or doll).
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
Bruce puckered up and turned off the light. He had 12 barbie dolls lined up on his pillow but tonight was a special night. It was 'gollisnog' night.
by amulet_1972 July 4, 2009
A ball-squiggle is a squirmy lil sperm that obviously comes from a man's testicles (balls).
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
A ball-squiggle and a girl-googy come together to form a new human being.
Doctor to Patient:
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
If you put a cigarette lighter under your scrotum then each ball-squiggle will increase in motility.
Patient:
Are you sure it won't just give me a sore sack?
Doctor to Patient:
Yes. I think you'll find that there's nothing quite like frisky ball-squiggles.
by amulet_1972 March 23, 2009
A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009