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by amulet_1972 March 6, 2009
Get the bush doctor mug.A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
Get the Long Dong Mong mug.The "perfect gentleman" is a man who has so much respect for women that instead of seeking sex, insists on having test tube babies with an attractive partner.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
This man also most likely is a person who pees without ever touching his penis.
Perfect Gentleman: "Phwoar! You're hot! I'd love to fertilise your eggs!"
Attractive woman: *strange look*
Attractive woman: *strange look*
by amulet_1972 October 20, 2008
Get the perfect gentleman mug.A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the Dairy Share Holder mug.A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Get the jiggle exoskeleton mug.A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
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