amulet_1972's definitions
A term describing the cute pudginess or cute fatness of a cat or a dog. The animal being described usually likes his/her chips and pizza.
Big fat black'n'white cat should be poked in the stomach with the exclamation:
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
"Ya kersquidgidy lil guy!"
Cat usually bites your finger as he/she sees it as an insult.
by amulet_1972 October 16, 2008
Get the kersquidgidymug. A term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to reassign their gender. The surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the Bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
Gemima went out on a date with Brad but was scared to go all the way. Hey, Brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. He was only a humble accountant.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
Get the Botched crotchmug. To snuffle your nose into a girl's crotch with the aim of eating her out and bringing her to orgasm, orally.
SNOG DOG MAN: Girl yo fine! I is gonna SNOUT YOU OUT tonight with my magic tongue!
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
GIRL: Bring it on Snog Dog.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the snout you outmug. A big budget film production involving no cast members at all because they are imaginary. The onus is on the movie watcher to pretend that there are actors.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
The term is coined from the character 'Snuffalupagus' from Sesame Street, the imaginary friend of 'Big Bird'
They are most popular with a schizophrenic audience.
by amulet_1972 October 6, 2008
Get the snuff moviemug. A term describing a passionate kiss with a black person (or doll).
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a golliwog is)
(Background: Im sure you all know what a snog is)
Bruce puckered up and turned off the light. He had 12 barbie dolls lined up on his pillow but tonight was a special night. It was 'gollisnog' night.
by amulet_1972 July 4, 2009
Get the gollisnogmug. A term referring to the thick layer of fat covering a morbidly obese person.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
The jiggle exoskeleton is typically so thick and protective of the vital organs that it can stop a bullet from killing the fatso.
by amulet_1972 March 7, 2009
Get the jiggle exoskeletonmug. A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
Get the Dairy Share Holdermug.