Urban Dictionary: Definitions by allie

crispafloppy

the description for bacon that is cooked to the point of being floppy with a little crispiness.

THis bacon isn't crispafloppy, it's flopacrispy.

by Allie March 8, 2005

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subspeakerism

to act of puking uncontrolably

She was using her subspeakerism disease as an excuse to get out of gym.

by aLLIE March 11, 2005

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assets

A person's body, as in boobs, butt, hips, etc.

Damn, that girl has some nice assets!

by Allie May 13, 2005

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Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)

Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!

by Allie March 24, 2005

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absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005

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