alison's definitions

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 20, 2003

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

damn

A very mild curse word. Even parents who make their kids binge when they just say "shut up" to their brother, sometimes don't mind this word. So, it is often used by those kids to mean any other curse word of their choice.

"Oh no! A bird just damned not shitted on my window!"

"Go to Damn, you damn-hole!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

va-HEEN-ya

Another word for the female lower frontal genitalia.

"Dude, he totally grabbed for her va-HEEN-ya and she totally kicked him in the balls."

by alison September 6, 2005

arrogant

person is too confident

he is always up himself

by alison November 29, 2003

Mike Shinoda

Mike Shinoda is the MC for Linkin Park. He is called "The Glue" because... well i cant explain it but if you have Meteora watch LPTV (if you haven't already) and you'll know. And if you don't have Meteora, GET YOUR ASS AWAY FROM THE DAMN COMPUTER AND GO GET IT! Anyways, I HATE rap and all those damn rappers and their rappyness.... dont ask. But my point is, Mike makes it cool, and if you listen to LP, you would know that. Oh, did I mention that he's really really really completely hot??? Well, he is. lol. I think thats all you need to know.

Mike is hot. plain and simple.

ok it says the example is too short so im still typing about nothing lol...

by Alison July 6, 2004

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005