alison's definitions

damn

A very mild curse word. Even parents who make their kids binge when they just say "shut up" to their brother, sometimes don't mind this word. So, it is often used by those kids to mean any other curse word of their choice.

"Oh no! A bird just damned not shitted on my window!"

"Go to Damn, you damn-hole!"

by Alison May 16, 2005

swan

Someone who takes something said by a person, and repeats it over and over again in an american accent in order to make fun of them.

Guy1: (in the middle of a conversation) ... and then the jackass....
Swan: (American accent) Jackass!! Jackass!! Jackass!!
Guy2: Goddamn swan is such a dickhead

by alison July 20, 2003

Samwise Gamgee

The cutest, bestest, hobit ever, that is sensitive and wonderful. Frodo wouldn't have gotten any were without him. Anywhere I say!

That Samwise is the best.

by Alison April 20, 2004

swole

angry, upset, surprised.. may be used many ways

"(i am) swole sarah got braces"
"i'm so swole i slept in til 2"
"swole ms. banazcek made me pick up the trash"
etc...

by alison March 16, 2004

dicking around

fucking around for shits and giggles!

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!

by alison October 28, 2003

crunk

stupid, lame; of or pertaining to an unwanted or unwelcomed situation. also used to describe something sticky.

avi is so crunk.

by alison February 16, 2004

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004