alison's definitions

va-HEEN-ya

Another word for the female lower frontal genitalia.

"Dude, he totally grabbed for her va-HEEN-ya and she totally kicked him in the balls."

by alison September 6, 2005

arrogant

person is too confident

he is always up himself

by alison November 29, 2003

Printer vomit

the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.

O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.

by Alison November 27, 2004

Mad Sleaze

The action or physical appearence of one with "slutty" attributes.

Man, Alison is so mad sleaze right now. She'd do every guy in here.

by Alison October 24, 2004

swan

One absolute dickhead. The biggest cocknocker in all the land.

Swan: UUhhhh, im a dickhead
Guy: You are such a swan.
NOTE: Swan might actually say something decent, but it just comes out as "I'm a dickhead" to everyone else.

by alison July 20, 2003

| .

To play ping pong.

scott : let's play ping pong
scott : |.
me : .|
scott : |.
me: .
|
me : damn, I missed it.

by alison January 20, 2004

beat

Extremely ugly; probably derived from "beat with the ugly stick"

Man, I thought she'd have some hot friends, but boy, were they beat!

by Alison July 23, 2002