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The sudden disappearance of a sales opportunity. A dramatic reduction in a sales forecast, often leaving the sales person and their manager in an awkward spot.
Why did Jon get fired? The boss got rid of him once he found out that he got infected with the Evaporating Sales Virus. We're not sure if he was making the stuff up or if the economy got him.
by alienevil June 12, 2009
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Marci, how was your date last night? It was awful, Geronimo pulled out the donkey stick and beat me with it. I haven't been able to sit down all day.
by alienevil December 15, 2008
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